Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[Caw1982]

So put 2 drops in because 2 drops is enough so don't use more but if you like it stronger then you could use 3 drops but 4 drops would be too many unless you really like the scent to be heavy and travel so then use 4 drops so put 4 or 3 drops in the diffuser. But make sure you clean it out before you use it as it will be mouldy if you don't clean it out before you put your 4 drops in.

He also couldn't be bothered to plug it in, turn it on and actually show it working. Appalling effort!

Hahahaha nailed it

 

[Ferguson]

Save yursels hens! Dont watch the boady shop stories ESPECIALLY if ye hungover. I’m reasonably intelligent but he totally addled ma brain He’s on drivel overload! Nothin he said made any sense! NOTHING!! It was all just pish!! If anyone buys anything from that pathetic attempt at an ad then they’re feckin mental

I had tae switch off at the 2nd dot of doom

"DISCLAIMER I am in no means of a skin specialist or anybody of that higher profession"

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

HIGHLY sensitive skin ma lovelies

 

[Whatsallthis]

I often wonder how he hasn’t been caught out for benefit fraud. He isn’t even discreet about it . Is the Scottish government soft or something ?

He won’t be on any Scottish Government benefits. It’ll be UC which is a UK benefit. And we won’t start on them
Tho to be fair on Mazda (can’t believe I’ve said that) I think it’ll be top up benefits he’s on so won’t actually be defrauding the system.
Is he able to work full time? Yes, but not doing so isn’t actually fraud.
Although, he may also be getting PIP - if so, then he’s 100% committing fraud as there’s feck all wrong with him that wouldn’t be cured with a decent diet.

 

[SuzyE]

I couldn't be arsed to listen to him repeating what he's already said on previous skin care videos
But hey, Mario. That crap doesn't improve your skin mate, so give up trying.

 

[Babybail93]

I miss the tappy tap tap videos he used to do. With the tea towel fae his face

 

[Marley234]

Where that's awful £35 cupcake monstrosity gone? Wouldn't be recycling photos/video would you Martin?

It’s definitely up his jacksie hen, so aye

 

[Realhousemouse]

Absolutely baffles me that he raves on about skin care so much like he’s some sort of guru when he never posts without a filter and still looks like death warmed up! Also loving that it cuts from the skin care to him eating a McDonald’s demonstrating when all the skincare in the world couldn’t improve his peely wally puss since he lives on garbage.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Hello ma lovelies, been oaf this app all week as ma real joab has had me working away so not had time to keep up with this app that isnae ma real joab. Anyway, had 30 plus bespoke pages to catch up on and you tattle trolls havnae disappointed
Anyway, glad tae see she’s still shaking like a shitting dog when doing her talkie stories. Christmas tree is still bogging and as for the giant cupcake monstrosity, there are no words!

 

[other things online]

It’s been said many many many times before oan here that some bleeping fruit, vegetables and water will vastly improve his skin! Bawbag

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

That McCrispy is as dry as a nuns chuff …. So aye!

 

[teaandgoss101]

He won’t be on any Scottish Government benefits. It’ll be UC which is a UK benefit. And we won’t start on them
Tho to be fair on Mazda (can’t believe I’ve said that) I think it’ll be top up benefits he’s on so won’t actually be defrauding the system.
Is he able to work full time? Yes, but not doing so isn’t actually fraud.
Although, he may also be getting PIP - if so, then he’s 100% committing fraud as there’s feck all wrong with him that wouldn’t be cured with a decent diet.

True but surely he must be getting some financial benefit from Ava May ? And I’m sure they have to declare gifts etc. even if it makes them freeze his benefits why they investigate will be worth it.

Little self absorbed toad he is

 

[OhhBacon]

True but surely he must be getting some financial benefit from Ava May ? And I’m sure they have to declare gifts etc. even if it makes them freeze his benefits why they investigate will be worth it.

Little self absorbed toad he is

Just leaving this here. Mario should be paying tax on those freebies!
#Ad means you are a trading influencer and need to file.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

bleep off you cunting bleep. So aye.

 

[SuzyE]

bleep off you cunting bleep. So aye.
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Begging for freebies yet again Mario?!. You greedy little bastard

Has Mario ran out of batteries for the tree

 

[Caw1982]

Dots of doom pending.
AD rant coming. But he doesn't read here

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Treatit hisself for the wiki: Only one* thing today on his shopping trip:

A wee gorgeous/lovely cream top fleece thing with khaki trimming - £10
2 pairs of fleece gloves - £2

* He can nae count

Mario, just love your few strands of hair and huge nose hen.

 

[OhhBacon]

Can't listen to the rant, too busy trying to decide which is my favourite eyebrow!

 

[twilightgarden]

Urgh gads he’s so disgusting in his gingerbread man pyjamas. Absolute creepy ugly bastard and nae debates so aye.

 

[#noinfluencer]

So, he's pissed aff he's not taken previous money making opportunities by doing ads, but is now jumping awn them, wanting said opportunities, despite "that app" not being his joab...... BUT has stopped any people/companies he doesnae know from private messaging him on the very app he wants to grab opportunities from to protect himself from God knows what.......

He's a fucken crackpot, nae debates and so forth!