Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[peachy-keen]

eh??
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and here was me thinking me and him would be besties. Oh well

 

[Wendy22]

3) Why’s he wearing the same fleece top as my Auntie Beryl?

Pissed myself at this

 

[Berniebow]

That phone case looks like it says Mum. It confused me for ages

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Bought himself a Primark reusable bag £30 in total for Primark today, Costa £15/£20

Treatit hisself for the wiki

 

[Sloppys]

Oh ma lovelies I’ve been on the at ma Christmas do and I just can’t with the ring doorbell. He can’t actually be serious. I thought he had done the stories before and sent it back realising it was a mistake. It’s quicker in his hovel to actually answer the door than the ring and that’s besides the fact he has an intercom to get in the actual building. Nah ma lovelies, I just can’t with him.

 

[notanothergrammer]

His fiveheads not moving much

Aye cause his five heid is that big his joab isnae in a polis station hen, it's workin part time wae Scottish Power as a solar panel

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I just watched and that poor cat looks petrified.

Nae wonder she's petrified hen, living with that ugly bald moonunit xxxx

 

[Gonefishing2021]

Seriously?! They would probably give those out for free here or bin them. I hate burnt toast, so I'd definitely pass on a burnt bread bun

To Mario. We definitely will NOT be friends

Some people in the West coast of Scottyland would bin them annol! Looks like me and Maz won't ever be pals

 

[jolene89]

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MARION: "Wouldnae go anywhere else for ma brows hens, she's top eh her game in her profession and so forth"

Deed ma lovelie

 

[Caw1982]

So put 2 drops in because 2 drops is enough so don't use more but if you like it stronger then you could use 3 drops but 4 drops would be too many unless you really like the scent to be heavy and travel so then use 4 drops so put 4 or 3 drops in the diffuser. But make sure you clean it out before you use it as it will be mouldy if you don't clean it out before you put your 4 drops in.

He also couldn't be bothered to plug it in, turn it on and actually show it working. Appalling effort!

Hahahaha nailed it

 

[Doodlebug71]

Why's he started banging on about 'make it count'

Bastart wishes his life away constantly whilst sat sweating stovies out his greasy pores in his awful stinking flat (not house)

Its Denzels flat hen but hes been too stoned to notice he is being cuckooed...so aye

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I think most brands would be interested in working with more diverse families/people these days. He could have real


I know. He's so boring I've had to start looking at other threads. Only funny thing about Marion is you'se on this forum.

*was going to say he could have a real wee business on that app if he wasn't foul mouthed and had a personality. Wee Marion and Deek the influencers.

Quoting masel because I pressed send before typing out ma whole comment. Goodnight hens.

 

[teaandgoss101]

Treatit hisself for the wiki: 2 "glass photographic Christmas baubles"

£18 each = £36 before the Hunch discount.


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Could not make heads or tail of what the fuck he was trying to say.

Couldn’t sell crack to drug addict that one.

 

[mammaof3]

He'll be oof to Johnny's panto as well then unless the brother dosna want him there.

Scumming bar steward , awld make-up needs legging afta a while.

 

[ohdoris]

I live in Fife and you can't beat a well fired roll with lashings of butter a scotch pie on it and a big blob of brown sauce so aye

Honestly, I can not think of anything better than a pie on a roll! Called a Wigan Kebab where I live!!

 

[Marley234]

Marion in a meme

How DARE you dae wee authentic Sicilian Sophia Petrillo durty like that hen! Pure snakes oan this app!

 

[Madge2022]

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Pyoor treatit again ma lovelie, unlike Marion youse always cum up wi the goods, thanks ma wee hen

 

[SuzyE]

Nae filter and pyoor gorge x

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That was a great day when they snooped in his cupboards

 

[AllieBee]

Is this the same postie that saw Marion’s pork sword when he ran tae the front door with nae towel on ma lovelies?

Pork sword

 

[SuzyE]

Ah'v done it for you'se ma lovely.
She'll be bespokely affronted & fumming.
Nae debates

That's up there with the ugly ones like I've got
I wonder what he thinks when he looks back on them?!