Maybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal
Hello ma lovelies. I like how he’s playing Last Christmas so you can’t hear the car alarms and police sirens. Nae debatesLove the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view
A “this is what your life will end up like if you don’t behave and do your school work” kind of situation. Marion’s boot campMaybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystalhas sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
Hahaha that is such a good idea. Might take that to Dragons Den. Kids who are naughty/won’t go to school get sent to the bedsit of Beirut for a weekend - that’ll get them studying again.A “this is what your life will end up like if you don’t behave and do your school work” kind of situation. Marion’s boot camp
We've all seen the view, makes Beirut look like a 5* destinationLove the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view
I was thinking the other day watching the news. You know loads of media companies have been doing vox pops/interviews with people and how the cost of living is impacting them.It wull be Scoattish version of Krampus, called Klarna and nae debates.
Loving the new thread title, just in time fur the weekend where we can look forward tae incoming pictures oaf beige food, changing of sheets and mair pictures of candy cane lame tress. Tonsa luv Mx
Love the condensation helping tae block oot the view a the bombsite hovel he lives in. The place reminds a those pics you see a the old Victorian slums! #bespokeshiteholeLove the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view
They probs cancelled on him so he is pretending he needs restSo…… is he or is he not going oot wi the “lassies” this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs togo to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derek’s wage“rest” and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!
I’m fumming ma lovlies.
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He said he couldny wait to see his lassies, no go oot with them. I'm calling dinner at big Krystal Chandelier's .So…… is he or is he not going oot wi the “lassies” this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs togo to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derek’s wage“rest” and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!
I’m fumming ma lovlies.
https://giphy.com/11tTNkNy1SdXGg
Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. £20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
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Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like GoldicocksAh wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
Mebbes that's his bespoke cleaning method, wunner if he does the same fur the polis truncheons? Next time yer arrested gonni gie the polis man's truncheon a wee sniff, cheers doll xxHen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like Goldicocks
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