Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Maybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
 
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Love the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view
Hello ma lovelies. I like how he’s playing Last Christmas so you can’t hear the car alarms and police sirens. Nae debates
 
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Maybe his niece has been naughty and instead of grounding her Krystal has sent her to stay with Marion for the weekend.
A “this is what your life will end up like if you don’t behave and do your school work” kind of situation. Marion’s boot camp
 
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A “this is what your life will end up like if you don’t behave and do your school work” kind of situation. Marion’s boot camp
Hahaha that is such a good idea. Might take that to Dragons Den. Kids who are naughty/won’t go to school get sent to the bedsit of Beirut for a weekend - that’ll get them studying again.
 
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I was thinking the other day watching the news. You know loads of media companies have been doing vox pops/interviews with people and how the cost of living is impacting them.

You just know Marion would lap it up, complaining about how he is struggling to heat his hoooooose ! Even tho he just spent the latest jiro on a b&m candy cane spree

Also did anyone see he contradicted himself (why am I shocked ) said he can’t wait to see his girls the weekend and in the next breaths said he was looking to doing nothing shutting the world out of his beruit bunker. Make your mind up Marion
 
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Love the angle and how he’s misted out the windows so we can’t see his view
Love the condensation helping tae block oot the view a the bombsite hovel he lives in. The place reminds a those pics you see a the old Victorian slums! #bespokeshitehole
 
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So…… is he or is he not going oot wi the “lassies” this weekend???? Wee toad said the other day he was and now he needs to go to Home Bargains and The Range to spend all Derek’s wage “rest” and so forth?!!!?? I was looking forward to him nervously getting ready, shaking like a shitting dog while applying his mouldy bronzer and putting his glad rags on for a change!

I’m fumming ma lovlies.



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They probs cancelled on him so he is pretending he needs rest
 
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He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. £20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
 
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He said he couldny wait to see his lassies, no go oot with them. I'm calling dinner at big Krystal Chandelier's .
 
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You know that way you build up to a sicky in work , start plant some seeds for a couple of days …. That’s what the big yin has been doing since week , phoning in sick for the night oot
 
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He'll be in his wee cash in hand job the night. £20 spending money for a #fuckit #deserved takeaway. Love watching this little porker balloon before my very eyes.
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Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
 
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Ah wuz wondering if he wuz gawn tae the brothers each night tae watch the brothers dug while him and his partner wur doing their pantos? And a wee bit oaf dildo polishing while he's there for an extra 50p.
Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like Goldicocks
 
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Hey hens,

I had my bespoke birthday trip to Edinburgh yesterday. Was living my life how it should be. Free night without the kids, drowning in Prosecco in the bumming fort

anyway I went to the Edinburgh dungeons and I thought they were a bespoke Lewis capaldi look alike trying to lock me up with the leaches.
anyway there was a couple there who said they where from paisley I need dropped it think our maz was stalking me then realised he wouldn’t ever venture that far.
anyways the judge in the dungeons said I wouldn’t admit I’m from paisley aye cos it’s bespoke beruit hen.
 
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Hen, he no polished the dildos. He tries them aw oot. Like Goldicocks
Mebbes that's his bespoke cleaning method, wunner if he does the same fur the polis truncheons? Next time yer arrested gonni gie the polis man's truncheon a wee sniff, cheers doll xx
 
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He's doing his housework instead, so that should take him all of 15 minutes

We can't be friends on Shania as well, thank feck
 
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Ffs the wee baw bag, first my bronzer and now and album i did have back in the day and loved it. Will see myself away into another thread. Nice knowing youse aww
 
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8pm on a Friday night and this cunt is in his bed with a weans selection box, gee me fucking strength ma lovelies.
 
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