Am deed Krystal chandelier has made the fuckin cupcakes for the freeloaders at the panto….keepin it in the family 
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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I swear to god back in 1995 I had this scarf and matching hat. Kangol was the brand. Anyway. Me and my mates decided the hat and scarf were really wank, being the 14 year old pieces of tit we were, threw them in the dog tit bin with a splash of poppers and last drags of a fag (we wouldn't waste a drag back then. Odd as I never wanted to smoke. I think the phrase was catpiss......). Anyway. Woossshhhhh the wank hat and scarf went up in flames. And that Derek is exactly where that bastard patten should have stayed. 1995. You Wish East 17 stoned twitWhy does the edited no look that different compared to the original, these pics are actually killing me the night henscanny believe these two actually leave the hoose like that
Also Deek looks lit he’s aboot to kick duck oota him at the beginning a this vid (I know we’re a deeek hate group noo but I don’t blame his face here, ad be pissed aff tae if ma bf forced me to take pics infront a the tree)
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I seem to have missed a whole story here can someone please fill me in on how Diddydeek became known as an orange man. Tons of luv to youse allYou never fail to deliver hen keep spining bright and practice makes ok so aye
Ah the weeman
Got a look of Dale Winton in this photo. He'll be going "wild in the aisles" next time he's in Home Bargains. Rushing around filling his trolley and flashing his shart card, shoving grannies out the way. So ayeHis head looks superimposed on here. Yeah, you're shite at selfies alright
As a couple they just look odd together
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Deek will be rubbing off Maz' pork purse underneath the fake Burberry scarf about now on the bus home. Things will be getting lairy under the buming fort shortly. Both arse naked aside from their matching booties on this day of the dawn. Back in ma lane I go hens.
Oh hen ave just spat ma criss and joose aww over ma 68 inch tv(smell the wealth) also the matching boots in the shade shart tae
Cheers mate, kids are crying now.
Bingo for the skinny jeansHe'll either wear a plain shirt or his birthday shirt with tight black jeans/leggings.
Brown shoes or his trainers.
Dewy make up look as he does nay like the shiny face look.
Am no sleeping tonight either. Nightmare on Candy Cane Lane Street and so forth.
Calm down you weirdo, you're nothing special. Never was, never will be
Lmao who the actual duck does he think he is, Kim kardashian
They all recognised him because they are related to him or know him because they know his brother, no doubt
Hahaha listen to Famous Marion. They probably thought he was the cleaner and thought they better say hello
Av been oan a night oot hens n ma heels were hurting ma feet like you widny believe. Kept laughing to masel oan the way hame thinking aboot when Marjorie wore his new Guccis to the toon n hud tae get the train hame early coz they were hurting his feet too much. Canny remember the exact quote but pretty sure he blamed it oan the fact they were high fashun designer n no that he’d squashed his trotters into them
Canny remember the exact quote but pretty sure he blamed it oan the fact they were high fashun designer n no that he’d squashed his trotters into them
I mean it was press night so highly doubt they would be blowing smoke up his arse . And it looked empty from what I could see .I call Bullshit
He such a wankstain! I wonder why his BIL even invited the twit
Derek is a pretty looking guy I’ll give him that. But I always think he looks like he smells like how a lift smells in dodgy high rise flats.
The theatre posted this on Instagram, nothing of Mazda. I am affronted, didn't they know they had Paisley's number one truncheon polisher in their audience, without even mentioning his Instagram following cause that's nae his joab. His joab is his joab!
Snakes in that theatre. Snakes.
Snakes in that theatre. Snakes.
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Wan oaf the ugly sisters mair like.
How dare you! Ah'll huv ye ken that he washes his hauns and Boabby wi Jo Malone haun wash.
Well I’ll huv ye ken that the Jo Malone is for GUESTS ONLY and..How dare you! Ah'll huv ye ken that he washes his hauns and Boabby wi Jo Malone haun wash.
…naw actually ma lovelie you’re right cos Derek is a guest in his own home
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