I use that bronzer, will see myself into another Laine 
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Wtf does that mean?!. He's so backward
I canβt even begin to think what heβs supposed to say/type?
I think my head might explode
He'll be oof to Johnny's panto as well then unless the brother dosna want him there.
Scumming bar steward , awld make-up needs legging afta a while.
Scumming bar steward , awld make-up needs legging afta a while.
Cannae wait for the selfie in front of the tree.
I think itβs *meant* to be βBetter than Charlotte Tilburyβ
But who knows? He has his own bespoke language after all
But who knows? He has his own bespoke language after all
Well, I was almost right on the outfit! Keeping ma power the night!
Thread suggestion from 2 lots of his wise ramblings.
#88 ''This page does not define him. He has spoken''.
#88 ''This page does not define him. He has spoken''.
Aww look at their little matching toddler Timbys.
What's Del Boy Trotter doing at the flat?!.
Yeah you never dress up because you live a boring life, then when you do go out it's to a pantomime. But calm down Mario with the press night. They're hardly A listers you imbecile
Yeah you never dress up because you live a boring life, then when you do go out it's to a pantomime. But calm down Mario with the press night. They're hardly A listers you imbecile
So which lucky Tattler is off to Press night? There must be someone local heading there...if not get your shoes on and get in it.
I will pay for your tickets, will even chuck in a bespoke Castlevicchi meal for use!!!!
I will pay for your tickets, will even chuck in a bespoke Castlevicchi meal for use!!!!
She's got her shein dress coat on the night. I imagine he'll be freezing not #cosy
His head looks superimposed on here. Yeah, you're shite at selfies alright 
As a couple they just look odd together
As a couple they just look odd together
Press tickets wtf????? Shame on the theatre some kids from families with nothing this Xmas should have got them. Not that wee beg uuugh
duck my life, they have the same clothes on!What's Del Boy Trotter doing at the flat?!.
Yeah you never dress up because you live a boring life, then when you do go out it's to a pantomime. But calm down Mario with the press night. They're hardly A listers you imbecile
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Didni huv ye doon as an oompa loompa ma lovelie. Jist ma wee joke, spine brightI use that bronzer, will see myself into another Laine
Sexy timberlands as Marion described them ma lovelieTHE MATCHING SHOES!!!
Ffs, the joabby in the make up brushes
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Is he still wearing that stinking hoosecoat? Dirty skankballMario, it's you and the rest of those bastard influencers that get people into a financial mess by telling them to buy the crap you promote. Thankfully there's some of us that don't fall for it.
And bin those ugly trainers ffs
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Maz dresses deek doesnβt he 
can imagine him laying his clothes out for him and his matching shoes
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