Its shocking. His diet 100% to blame, nae debatesI still canny believe he has the audacity tae walk aboot w a can’t wait cardThey’re made for people who have serious bowel/bladder/digestive conditions not for a fat greedy bleep who’s got a leaky arshole cos his diets 90% pure grease. Absolute riddy of a ‘man’
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Hahahahahahaha the first one!!!!
I put my deccies up today and mr keera is away oot after his 10 hour 2 hour shift for the football. I’m having a few ae they lethal 
and watching the tele.
However! I think the king of Christmas was right - a couldnae find ANY candy canes fur ma wee sweetie bowl (a normal bowl NO a shaped wan), he’ssold them aw oot bought them aw and nae debates!
and watching the tele.However! I think the king of Christmas was right - a couldnae find ANY candy canes fur ma wee sweetie bowl (a normal bowl NO a shaped wan), he’s
Hinch is putting a tree up today and posting pics later. He's going to be so friggin envious while posting something along the lines of, 'It's stunning Soph!!!!...Utter vibes!!!!!...'Snap, you have the colours I'm using next year!!!!(But we know that's a lie) 
Oh naw he isnae ...He's posting about that panto like it's a West End musical
Why do we need to see him pounding the street like he's off somewhere important?
Got na tickets then MarioN.
Got na tickets then MarioN.
It makes me want to punch myself in the face when he says ‘oan ya sel’ the bleeping bleep!
Hinches tree has been revealed. Cue Mario gushing over it and telling us they are the colours he's already bought and put away for next year.... yeah right! Mario can't even buy a bag of criss without showing the world of insta. I smell bull tit again 
As much as l dislike Hinch, she does have good taste in a lot of things (Other than the overload in grey decor in every room).
Take note, Mario, because unlike your crap tree this is what classy looks like
Right on cue
Take note, Mario, because unlike your crap tree this is what classy looks like
Right on cue
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Hinches tree has been revealed. Cue Mario gushing over it and telling us they are the colours he's already bought and put away for next year.... yeah right! Mario can't even buy a bag of criss without showing the world of insta. I smell bull tit again
Tell me you’re gonna copy Hinch’s “theme” for next Christmas without telling meAs much as l dislike Hinch, she does have good taste in a lot of things (Other than the overload in grey decor in every room).
Take note, Mario, because unlike your crap tree this is what classy looks like
Right on cue
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what a brainless idiot Mario is. Get some originality, for crying out loud!
I can hear him saying this. It’s scary how predictable he is. We know him better than he knows himselfHinch is putting a tree up today and posting pics later. He's going to be so friggin envious while posting something along the lines of, 'It's stunning Soph!!!!...Utter vibes!!!!!...'Snap, you have the colours I'm using next year!!!!(But we know that's a lie)
Candy Cane lane is getting the elbow tonight, expect a million dots of doom tomorrow 
he just wasn't loving the candy cane, missing the vibes.
Nervous breakdown pending
he just wasn't loving the candy cane, missing the vibes. Nervous breakdown pending
I really do think he will change his tree decs before Xmas.Candy Cane lane is getting the elbow tonight, expect a million dots of doom tomorrow
Nervous breakdown pending
Lol, wee maz is raging that Hinch has a giant house to put her tree in topped way expensive decorations that is 10x better than his shitter of a home bargains tree. Bet he's seething way jealousy sitting in the shoebox, deek and rayn being told to keep quiet for the rest a the night whilst he goes tae spunk a grand on next years chrimbo reveal trying to out shine Zoph. But he's fine ma luvliess!!! Absalooooootley fine!
100% he'll copy her and make out like he had the traditional Christmas bought and put away for next year.
He won't be able to we all know it will turn out awful.
He won't be able to we all know it will turn out awful.
He’ll definitely be having a sad tug over Hinch’s tree tonight 
Mario right now looking at his candy cane tree and seething that Grinch has stolen another Christmas by upstaging him 
Hello ma lovelies (straggley mirror wave). A huv been aff that app for a wee while as not felt masel. Just poured a large wine and a bath so am trying to catch up. Has he done anything Christmassy yet? Had another AM TOTALLY FINE meltdown? Are the Easter decs up? Tonsa love 
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