I have everything crossed that he gets bored with Candy Cane Lane and switches to next year’s theme by mid-December
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Surprised youse huv goat pals, nae wifi pichure or shaped bowls. Ah hope ye at least huv beige food and 500 waxmelts tae burn. Affronted fur ye and nae debates.
He's goat his sexy #hisquote timberlands fur the snow ma lovelieShut up you creepy freak. It'll be the price of you if you have to walk to work in 2ft of snow
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It’s the same cycle every month, gets excited for the new month, Start a fresh! This month will be my month!!. Then he gets depressed and emotional, but next month will be better. Has been going on for years.
Here's hopingNot mention there is absolutely nothing original or gangster about him
I’ve also notice he now only has Ava May code in his bio. Has Sphonge ditched him ?
Is this the trigger of his recent melt downs about being able to work with big brands but choosing not too?
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Hay December [] What a plonker
Ooh he's off to the panto, press tickets aka freebies 
From Nelson Mandela House in Peckham AKA Quadrant in Seedhill "This time next year we will be millionaires" Aye right Marion Trotter, new month ...same old
December is my "favourite time of all seasons." 
press shart card too. 
Probably flash his weeOoh he's off to the panto, press tickets aka freebies
He’s actually going to do something festive!! I need a lie doon 
We are in fur a treat ma lovelies as the kings always post photies fae press night.
Wit will she be wearing? Will she be huvin adry sweet white wine? Will they go fur a beige dinner afore it? Will Deek be stoned oot his dial?
Wit will she be wearing? Will she be huvin a
I'm going with a roll neck jumper, pair of ski pants, timberlands and maybe a wee scarf. D E C E M B E R
Roll on 4pm ffs, if it was 6pm he wouldn't have gone.
aye only cause it’s free! If he was paying he’d be sat on his concrete sofa and half a cup of tea!He’s actually going to do something festive!! I need a lie doon
Just dropping in on this new day of December dawn to remind you all that Martin has Christmas Eve boxes that HE FILLS HIMSELF with PJ's, hot choc, sweets, selection box and a cup. Very pointless considering you know exactly everything that's in it.
I thought Christmas Eve boxes were supposed to be for kids, filled with surprises. Not for grown men made by said grown man.
But look at me swerving out of my festive lane. Really should get myself some class. So aye my lovelies!!
lets mop kick the tit out of today and it will be the weekend before we know it, then we can change the bedding, go to castle avicci and get all cosy with our lethal
& £1 bag of bikers in our snack stations, whilst not wearing ugg slippers. Not my quote but it is my post and my rules and so forth xxxxx
I thought Christmas Eve boxes were supposed to be for kids, filled with surprises. Not for grown men made by said grown man.
But look at me swerving out of my festive lane. Really should get myself some class. So aye my lovelies!!
lets mop kick the tit out of today and it will be the weekend before we know it, then we can change the bedding, go to castle avicci and get all cosy with our lethal
& £1 bag of bikers in our snack stations, whilst not wearing ugg slippers. Not my quote but it is my post and my rules and so forth xxxxxIt doesnae start until 7pm ma lovelie. He will be lucky to be in bed aw cosy by 10pm.
A think he will be wearing the pat butcher birthday shirt, black leggings, navy court shoe and brown jacket. And his hair will be styled like he’s rubbed a balloon against it.
Yes, a free companion ticket but the question is who is the companion? They are both a bit dightedDecember is my "favourite time of all seasons."
Probably flash his weepressshart card too.
Keep an eye in the local press
merry Christmas you filthy animal 
Navy court shoe ffs!
7pm?! That's like midnight to oor Marion. He'll have to leave at the interval, surely. What time is the last bus home?
We’ll be in for a treat the night hens, a lot a new profile pic material a suspect and mare material for oor dear @hopethishelpsallthebest tae use their bespoke photoshop skills oan
He'll either wear a plain shirt or his birthday shirt with tight black jeans/leggings.
Brown shoes or his trainers.
Dewy make up look as he does nay like the shiny face look.
Brown shoes or his trainers.
Dewy make up look as he does nay like the shiny face look.
Naw hens that wee bawbag pretending he’s been gifted tickets for press night like they are celebs has ended me. His brother is in the panto so his brother gave him tickets from his ticket allowance dear lord what a sad little life Marion
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