The only way you’d be able to no have a migraine or an epileptic fit in that shoebox is if you were doped up on valium hen so that’s aw am Gawny say so aye
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Ma lovelie, he's not grown up that's why his hair is so shite
It’s because of 2 things
His shein clothes or cheap soft furnishings are causing static.
Or he purposely does it to make himself look taller
That grey thing must never get washed cos he's never got it aff..... dirty bastard!!
Cue the 1000 dots of "Im ok hens, you know me. Im totally fine
Cue the 1000 dots of "Im ok hens, you know me. Im totally fine
I think the postie thought he’d landed at MACCYS ma lovelies wi old Ronald McDonald answering the door on the day of dawn
Can’t bring masel to catch up on the dots of doom so thanks to youse for keeping me in the loop so aye. 
The weekend cannae come quick enough hens, time off from my actual full time job and pals round for a few lethal drinks
and crisssss. I’m not boujee like Marion so don’t have a candy cane serving platter , I’ll slum it with bowls.
The weekend cannae come quick enough hens, time off from my actual full time job and pals round for a few lethal drinks
and crisssss. I’m not boujee like Marion so don’t have a candy cane serving platter , I’ll slum it with bowls.
You need tae get intae Marion's lane and nae debates. Get a hot chocolate stayshun pronto, or ye wull be the talk oaf the steamie #iykynCan’t bring masel to catch up on the dots of doom so thanks to youse for keeping me in the loop so aye.
The weekend cannae come quick enough hens, time off from my actual full time job and pals round for a few lethal drinks
Shut up you creepy freak. It'll be the price of you if you have to walk to work in 2ft of snow 
I’ll get ripped to shreds for not having my wifi password framed in ma high footfall hallway 🫣 don’t worry hens am FINE ABZALOOTLEY FINE
Why does a 39-year-old man remind another c*nt that Elves are coming tomorrow?
And bless he tried with Elf's but failed.
Feffing weirdo.
And bless he tried with Elf's but failed.
Feffing weirdo.
Ooh have the 'elfs' ever been to visit Marion? Can just imagine the daft bleep setting up elf tricks to surprise himself and Deek.
He had an Elf ladder last year with nothing on it. Then posted he wasn't doing it really.
But had an Elf in the hoose.
Jesus Christ I missed that particular treat. What an absolute twit, its for kids Marion. I suppose Santa visits too......head. (Marion not Santa!)
He 100% genuinely semed like he was on valium last night ma lovelie. Talking an endless load of shite.The only way you’d be able to no have a migraine or an epileptic fit in that shoebox is if you were doped up on valium hen so that’s aw am Gawny say so aye
I can’t get over that his whole life is getting into debt buying utterly hideous, useless, shite purely for Instagram 
He has no pals and his family, partner and cat hate him so he thinks the instahuns snakes are his pals.
He’s beyond pathetic , it really is tragic.
He has no pals and his family, partner and cat hate him so he thinks the insta
He’s beyond pathetic , it really is tragic.
It's the way he sounds so excited if someone tags him in their post. You can hear the desperation in his words that he would love real friends...He's still a sad bastard
This is how she answered the door ma lovelie, with her pork purse oot. She can only dream of having a pork sword and so forth.Is this the same postie that saw Marion’s pork sword when he ran tae the front door with nae towel on ma lovelies?
Not mention there is absolutely nothing original or gangster about him
I’ve also notice he now only has Ava May code in his bio. Has Sphonge ditched him ?
Is this the trigger of his recent melt downs about being able to work with big brands but choosing not too?
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“Bring on December I’m ready”
for what? Now that it’s actually December what is he going to do that’s different? He’s already spunked his decorations. What could he possibly do that’s different to what he did at the start of November? Absolute walloper
for what? Now that it’s actually December what is he going to do that’s different? He’s already spunked his decorations. What could he possibly do that’s different to what he did at the start of November? Absolute walloper
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