Sitting having some joooos and crissss and caught up with Marion’s stories. Nearly spat my joos oot at his lights, what a fud 
It’s not the song Marion hen, it’s the stovies
It’s not the song Marion hen, it’s the stovies
Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
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@hopethishelpsallthebest I’ve just cried laughing at you calling ooor Marion a Knob Cheese. Underrated insult. Thank you for making me belly laugh x
Meant to come here earlier to say he must be sitting stewing seeing Andrew swanning around Prague, buying himself a Dior bag, going to all the nice wee Christmas shops….and next thing he’s posting about not down etc. 
He’s his own worst enemy!
He’s his own worst enemy!
His decor is by far the tackiest I've seen, whoever is responsible for candy canes becoming a trend needs to pipe the duck down, they're horrible.
One of my neighbours has their decs up
every time I drive past I give the side eye 
It's bloody November, the wee Virgin Mary was no even 8 months gone by now and here we are with this tit show
One of my neighbours has their decs up
every time I drive past I give the side eye It's bloody November, the wee Virgin Mary was no even 8 months gone by now and here we are with this tit show
I was just about to say I bet he spent wee Deek's dope funds, so he's put oan the rave lights so Deek's eyes go all funny like they do when he's smoking his bespoke herbsTree is on ket
Bet Derek is well jealous
Bespoke herbs 
I 'Marion' next week.Ffs, he's awn a comedoon the day!It happens every year, but I think it's sooner this year. He had a few days of messages and shares from his lovelies and now it's all done and dusted, there's nothing to say or not much to show, so I bet he's like "what now? "
and serves his right for peaking ridiculous too soon, bleeping idiot!
Thanks for triggering ma PTSD hen. The first and last time a took Ket I thought I was at a tea party with a load of pandas. Never again.
Can you imagine using a song written in memory of Chadwick Boseman about life and death/loss over a video of cheap, mass-produced, Chinese imported tat? I don't get the connection! I don't think I'll ever understand what goes on between his two brain cells!Sitting having some joooos and crissss and caught up with Marion’s stories. Nearly spat my joos oot at his lights, what a fud
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It’s not the song Marion hen, it’s the stovies
I think 2 brain cells is generous hen
I've just been bespokely pissing my pants whilst eating my toast with a mug of tea (plain and boring mug, dark green from Next - smell the wealth). This nob can't buy a bleeping bottle of CIF without sharing it, but now he's a man of mystery and already apparently purchased the new scheme and stored it for Christmas 2023!!!
Sorry did I say man of mystery. I meant bleep.
Sorry did I say man of mystery. I meant bleep.
“Jennifer”, it’s Jennifer Hudson to you ya honkin breathed prick!
I just caught up on Andrews stories, I can just picture Mario's face watching that. He'd be seething!
The thing is Andrew even said it was £600 for both them, Mario has spent 4x that in the last couple months on actual plastic shite. Plastic shite!
Minus the dior bag which tbh the money spent on plastic shite could've bought that too.
Think of the content you could get from a wee 3 day jolly to a beautiful European city!
He can't even say that holidays don't interest him cause all he's bleeping done the last 3 months is post scenes from other countries and say how he wants to go or he is going.
The thing is Andrew even said it was £600 for both them, Mario has spent 4x that in the last couple months on actual plastic shite. Plastic shite!
Minus the dior bag which tbh the money spent on plastic shite could've bought that too.
Think of the content you could get from a wee 3 day jolly to a beautiful European city!
He can't even say that holidays don't interest him cause all he's bleeping done the last 3 months is post scenes from other countries and say how he wants to go or he is going.
Please don’t tell me he’s only just discovered her
I don’t normally post on here but I do read this thread and just wanted to say you lot do my middle aged pelvic floor no favours
His face should come way a trigger warning Ma luvlieHis content should come with a trigger warning.
He could quite easily take a cheap flight over to Amsterdam. All the herbs for Deekz and Marion can pound the streets in his aluminum coat and orange trainers.
Aluminium coat!!!! You lot do keep me amused you know. Im basically housebound waiting for an operation 3 days before Xmas & tbh I’m extremely grumpy about it all. But this thread cheers me up no end. Thank you Tattlers, tattie hearts to you allHe could quite easily take a cheap flight over to Amsterdam. All the herbs for Deekz and Marion can pound the streets in his aluminum coat and orange trainers.
Am cheering you on from the rooftops lovelie. Hope you can keep yourself occupied the next few weeks and the op is a success.Aluminium coat!!!! You lot do keep me amused you know. Im basically housebound waiting for an operation 3 days before Xmas & tbh I’m extremely grumpy about it all. But this thread cheers me up no end. Thank you Tattlers, tattie hearts to you all
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