Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

We need our gal to do a photoshop of Marion home alone style in New York at the plaza

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh my god im mortified for him he'll look like a giant wotsit in that tracksuit

Deed! Ooor wotsit!

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[Milfordcubicle]

I couldn’t sleep last night and when I can’t sleep I run through a wee A-Z (curries, dog breeds, tv programmes) last night I decided to do an A-Z of mario and kept laughing out loud which defeated the object….
A) Ava may aromas
B) Bespoke Beak
C) comma break
d) deEd deek
E) ejaculation of the premature Christmas variety
F) frwinds, none to speak of
G) guttit the hoos
H) high footfall area
I) itchy cheap fast fashion
J) jammies see above
K) Kerry Katonas
L) laine, yours, stay in
M) Malone, Jo. Only for guests
N) no ma joab
O) outside, where it’s not aww cosy
P) Paisleys princess
Q) quality
R) Rayn - depressed house cat with bespoke gifted sleigh
S) Spine Bright
T) treatit maself
U) Uggs. Never seen again
V) Veechi, castle. The Ivy of Paisley
W) wild nights out that he dreams of
X) X rated bumming fort
Y) Yesterdays fashions
Z) zzzzzz

 

[Madonna]

When you’ve got one eye on the petty cash and the other on Krystal’s

 

[Madge2022]

This comment!

Wasn't sure whether I could show name so had to split it up.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He's been reading here, the knob cheese. He's not bought fuck all. He's seen Hinches traditional theme and by saying he's bought it early, people won't have a go at him for copying next year, when it's up in the summer. He'll make a point of saying he started buying bits in july 2022. Soon as her tree is up, he'll be frantically online ordering the same. He's so predictable, the piece of shit. I hope all these companies that have gifted him all this candy cane crap, realise how ungrateful he is. It'll do him for a year then it'll all be up the tip, there is no way that flat can hold autumn crap, candy cane crap and traditional crap. He's an ugly runt of the litter who reeks of Saville.

 

[Noseybonk]

Hello ma lovelies. So I have only recently returned to this thread and I needed to go back to January to catch up. I have been clutching ma beak laughing at the old posts. Rather than comment and like all the old posts, I have decided to recreate Billy Joel’s We didn’t start the fire - month by month as I catch up. I am only up to Feb 22 so Jans “song” is below.
Mwah Mwah

 

[Bianca Del Rio]

But he doesn’t feel any joy from any of it. He told us as much last year. He specifically said that all the decorating he did for Autumn and Christmas affected his mental health and put him under pressure that he didn’t want, so much so that he disappeared on one of his commas at Christmas itself. He’d done all of this extra shit, buying Christmas Eve boxes, Home Bargains monopoly, making hot chocolate stations, buying glasses and mugs specifically to use on Christmas Eve, and he still felt so empty and flat that he ripped the whole lot down on Boxing Day and declared he was never doing it again. His actual words. So what is he waffling about, creating joy? Does he think we’ve all forgotten last year? He’s such an odd little man.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Well you could be there Marion if you didn’t waste all your money on tatt. Get yourself a passport and book!

Aww bless, he dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth.

 

[Ferguson]

Things oor Mario doesnae have.

Friends
Front door
Bath
Style
Table & chairs
Back door
Hair
Wealth
A normal shaped heed

 

[laynelo_]

He looks as if he’s on end of life care with those pjs and blanket

 

[mrsbucket]

Aww look at wee Nanna putting the kettle oan. It's so lovelie that she still has her independence

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Why’s Martin creaming his knicks over beckham. Has he not seen that he’s been slated today for agreeing a 10mil deal with Qatar despite their appalling treatment of lgbtq community. Maybe Martin needs to have a wee search of Joe lycetts Twitter. But then again “your passions are no ma passions!!!”

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Hen's can someone check tiktik for me, I think I've been bespokely blocked by the pixie of Paisley. Here's a wee Monday teatit for youse aw.

 

[Ferguson]

Mazda, ah've fixed it for you

 

[teaandgoss101]

Ok which one of ‘youse’ has responded

And what is the seedyhill scheme ? Lol

 

[Ferguson]

Imagine, trying tae explain Marion tae someone who's never heard of him.

Well, his maw drop him on his heed as a wean causing it to flatten.
Then, she'd had enough of looking at his bulbous eyes and massive beak so she gave him tae his aunty who put him in a box room.

Wan day he went oot and bumped intae a group of friends who were playing pull a pig.
There was a 4ft 8, sectarian army veteran called Deek who took it too far and pulled Marion.

Marion then moved intae Deeks cooncil bedsit and refused to leave.

He has since filled every inch of said bedsit with plastic tat.

He has a joab for 11 minutes per day cleaning the Polis Station cludgie.

Only eats beige food, wears a shart card, but he's fine absolutely fine.

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae oor @Madge2022 fae this wee bespoke title wae the most likes oan this Christmas dayn o dawn! Had tae amend tae fit. Snakes everywhere oan this app! But….. we move!!

I couldn’t let this monstrosity get lost at the end of the last thread. So here it is. I’m not sure if it should have remained hidden. The state of Kirk from Corrie. So aye

 

[Madge2022]

This comment has ended me

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Fuckit av treatit myself to some new wee decs for Xmas 2042