Jesus Mary and the wee donkey!! What in gods name is wrong with him!! A sleigh for the cats presents!! Whit the fuck!!I'm sorry, but most kids are going without this year, and this psychopath "Saville" is buying a sleigh for a cat. Grubby little prick. View attachment 1690631
One will be to put Santas milk and cookies on and a carrot for Rudolph.I’m so confused as to why he’s bought about 4 different Christmas serving boards when not a single soul other than him and Derek enter the house?
Well, spotless in Mario termsSpotless?? Calm doon hen! Surface cleaned, but nae spotless. This is Mario ma lovelei!
I wonder if the skirting will finally get treatid tae a wee wipe over?Well, spotless in Mario terms, ahm under nae illusion he'll move anything to clean, he never does....
Canni fit in a full orange walk in the bespoke bedsit ma lovelie.Where is all Derek's tat that he likes? All we see is what Martin likes/wants/needs. I mean I get that there is no room for anything of Deek's but surely when you share a flat there's stuff belonging to both of you?
Ma lovelei, al have ye know that Marion pulled oot every single thing in his bedroom this morning and guttit the place.Well, spotless in Mario terms, ahm under nae illusion he'll move anything to clean, he never does....
Are those letter meant to be squinty as fuck …if not I’d be raging…no wait I wouldn’t be ..cos I’m a grown ass adult who doesn’t spend my money on cheap tat in the first place #getitrightupyurcandycanelane #bawbagAm nae joking ma lovelies, I could hear the building making funny noises as I was listening to his haul. #treatit #loadoshite #theroofisgantfallin
Looking at the picture l think it was gifted hen. I had to laugh though when he said he'll put Rayns presents in it, because it'll be a first seeing as we see none in the flat for her nowI'm sorry, but most kids are going without this year, and this psychopath "Saville" is buying a sleigh for a cat. Grubby little prick. View attachment 1690631
His tiny shit hole must be rotten to take that longWhen it takes 8 hours to clean and organise a one bed flat that you claim to "gut" every morning then you need to have a word with yourself.
I thought he was watching his stories oan the big screen fae a minute there hen! Then I realised the grand high witch has a smaller nose and mare hair. So ayeNobody cares about your baby feet, you fat bitch.
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is it too much to hope that the cheap shite red towel when wet, bleeds dye on his white radiator and turns it pink
I love you hen, but you’ve got a wee bit carried away with yourself there, so aye. Tonsa loveI wonder if the skirting will finally get treatid tae a wee wipe over?
And the same maths when he’s calculating how many hunners and hunners of huns send him messages daily8 hours to clean that rabbit hutch? Take it that's the same maths he uses when calculating how long he's been with deek and how much debt he's got (reminder its none cause covid wis good tae him)
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