Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean

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SuzyE

He's getting more childish by the day and l didn’t think it was possible.
Seriously though, this latest haul is out of control and he hasn't got started yet
I refuse to believe his followers think this behaviour is normal now.
 
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Very Cherry

Mare tat and there is mare incoming as we speak. Ma heed cannae cope we him the day. I have to laugh that he pointed out the train passing on his recent stories, after me thinking it was the fleer caving in earlier on.

Edited to add…..Mare shite, last years sleigh followed by his new one to put Rayn’s Christmas presents in. Grow the fuck up Marion.
 

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Sloppys

I’m still confused when he says he loves Christmas but apart from the tatt fest does nothing remotely Christmassy. No markets, no light switch on, nothing with his family. It makes no sense. And then rips it all down on Boxing Day .

My bet is we’ll have all week of hints and he won’t be able to contain himself past Friday night when he’ll invite us into candy cane lane.
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

I'm sorry, but most kids are going without this year, and this psychopath "Saville" is buying a sleigh for a cat. Grubby little prick.
 
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L00kform3

I’m so confused as to why he’s bought about 4 different Christmas serving boards when not a single soul other than him and Derek enter the house?
 
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Misssj80

Where is all Derek's tat that he likes? All we see is what Martin likes/wants/needs. I mean I get that there is no room for anything of Deek's but surely when you share a flat there's stuff belonging to both of you?
 
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Very Cherry

L00kform3 said:
I’m so confused as to why he’s bought about 4 different Christmas serving boards and not a single soul other than him and Derek enter the house?
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For piling his mince pies and other snacks on. I was clutching ma beak when he said that, piling them on for him and Deek.
 
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MrsJ2000

The train noise!! I’ve never heard it before - I didn’t know but now I’ve got tae know! How often are they hearing that? I’m pyoor affronted and nae debates. Is his high footfall area a railway waiting room and so forth??
 
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Poptart

I was going to wait until the roast was ready before opening the wine but fuck it after watching the latest tat fest #deserved!
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

Ma lovelies I’m speechless, I literally have no words yet I can’t stop watching…it’s like a nightmare I just can’t wake up from
 
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Chez300

There will literally be nowhere to put all this shite! It’s crazy. I think he has forgotten how much he got last year.
 
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L00kform3

He says he works with brands but what he really means is, they’ve messaged and asked him if he wants something for free and he’s said yeah. How is that working with somebody?
 
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