Richard is the real life Mr Bean! He was also a miser and hated Christmas if I remember, I'd love to see Richard on a date with MarionHe’d be like the guy who would only date someone who lived within a 5 mile radius. I think his name was Richard and he drove a wee Nissan Micra, we always called him ‘cafe lante’ as that’s what he called a latte.
Aye ma lovelie, he was on the Undateables. I remember he bought an abundance of Lynx body spray and his mother was choking on it as he sprayed so much.
I cannae remember him buying mince but I’m sure he’d have been a better cook than Marion. I loved that programme and often wonder about a few of them and if they have found true love. 
PowerPoint presentation or the "cleaning production shopping" didnae happen ma lovelie
Forgot about the boiled mince
) but a whole cleaning cupboard of Christmas cleaner? duck off you titExactly. He uses far to many chemicals.
for not looking after our planet you horrible man. Not just for us but for our kids 
Back in yer ain lane hen, don worry yourself it's no the area it's Marion street and the 20ft perimeter around it, am sure you no living in a plastic tat pit, with dug shite in poop bags scattered across the paths, along with empty plastic bottles, n fanny pads that's no the worse a half burnt down block out he's back window no wonder he takes the photo at an angle.I love when everyone slags where he lives as I live 2 streets over from him. I’m a 2 person household, we both went to uni and have jobs we needed degrees for, a very cheap car, don’t do take out or avo toast.. it’s not that bad or cheap as it’s the nicest place I could get a mortgage 🥲
I've got those spiced apple febreeze air fresheners in the porch and bathroom but that's it. They'll not go in until December either.I’m not gonna lie, I am partial tae a wee “Spiced Apple” scent at Christmas time (unlike Mario who dissnae like seasonal scents apparently?
Porch! Smell the wealth coming aff you the day! I use them ones too. The wee click back.
Bet the footfall is high in there ma lovely. I’ll bet it’s still bigger than Mario’s whole hallwayIt's that small that I'm in the livingroom on two steps
Yes, those one's
It’s a vestibule no a porch ma lovelie. If you don’t know Mrs Meldrum get to know her thread, we often have discussions about her porch that she calls her vestibule.It's that small that I'm in the livingroom on two steps
Yes, those one's
It definitely sounds posher than porchIt’s a vestibule no a porch ma lovelie. If you don’t know Mrs Meldrum get to know her thread, we often have discussions about her porch that she calls her vestibule.
She’s firing up the lappy-t tae get her haul ready. What a sad bleeping life. Buying shite then showing it off to plebsIt definitely sounds posher than porch
Thank feck I'm out tomorrow if he does it then
Naebody wants to see your Christmas cleaning products Marion hen, we’re still in autumn in the month of bloody October. If anyone needs cleaning products they can pop to the shops and browse and buy what they need. So aye.It definitely sounds posher than porch
Thank feck I'm out tomorrow if he does it then
Well hen I love Christmas candles especially cinnamon, but I draw the line at cleaning products, mind last year I did get the Christmas fairy washing up liquid.I’m not gonna lie, I am partial tae a wee “Spiced Apple” scent at Christmas time (unlike Mario who dissnae like seasonal scents apparently?
Love a wee click back in the downstairs lavvy (check me out mare than one cludgie)!
You hold yer power hen. I like a wee White Company winter candle at Christmas but I can’t be bothered with all the rest of the Xmas “part you from your hard earned cash” rubbish. #totalScroodgeWell hen I love Christmas candles especially cinnamon, but I draw the line at cleaning products, mind last year I did get the Christmas fairy washing up liquid.
I Ken I’m contradicting myself but….we move
