Cleaning with Mario #83 10 times oota 10 Mario pays by Klarna. So Aye

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In aww his Christmas cleaning haul there wiz nae mention oan a product to clean Dereks skirting
 
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Apologies if this has already been discussed - I will get back my maw own lawn - but, the shake in his hand. I vaguely remember the xfactor story saying it was because he was so nervous going on instagram because all you trolls were impacting on his mental health. But genuinely that’s not a good sign…. Marion if you’re reading, I would go to the doctor.
 
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Aye he shakes like a shitting dug so aye
 
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There'll be some of his followers would love a takeaway, but they can't because they have kids to feed and homes to heat. He just never thinks about what he posts, so l hope this loses him followers
 
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After a few days of going into the green, thanks to his bestie, his followers are now deserting him agin.

Long may the red reign.

 
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Looks like Hinch is planning to steal Christmas again this year




Screaming at her attempting to light this tree in her massive garden as part of her Christmas decs meanwhile shartin Martin is gonna look like a total neep with his 2 different sized trees tress (one 7ft!!!!) in his postage stamp of a living room



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I'm sure Hinch will have someone to do exactly that for her and more.... I mean, she's had almost everything else fucking gifted in that tend farm! And as for Mario, I can't imagine where he's gonae put that tree as surely it'll be 8 ft by the time it's ruined decorated?
 
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I really want an emoji like button that is me pissing ma pants.

https://giphy.com/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A
 
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She wants tend farm decorated for free
 
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Doesnae like clutter at his sink but it’s fine behind the sofas, the kitchen door and doon the side of his wardrobes… He’s so fucking thick it actually hurts!
I actually had to go back and listen twice to make sure I wasn't hearing things make it make sense
 
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I'm calling it now that the second tress does not go up. He'll realise how insane it looks in his postage stamp and will do a beak clutching story where he blames Deek for getting the wrang size (even though we all know he klarna'd it himsel). Sit tight Bernadette, you're getting a new tree the year!
 
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There's no way 3ft Deekz got a 7ft tree up to their "house."
 
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She wants tend farm decorated for free
She's probably had 80% of that tend farm for free, the greedy cow! The only thing she hasn't had but wanted was a hot tub.... unless it's hiding somewhere until Christmas where she'll make out her parents bought it for her.

Doesnae like clutter at his sink but it’s fine behind the sofas, the kitchen door and doon the side of his wardrobes… He’s so fucking thick it actually hurts!
There's no much clutter in the hoose as it's all shoved behind fucken doors, in the bedroom and behind the settee! I could de-clutter if I rammed things oot of sight!
 
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After a few days of going into the green, thanks to his bestie, his followers are now deserting him agin.

Long may the red reign.

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Yes!

He'll be hoping for an invite for the switch on.. Sorry Maz, family only
 
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Ah hope he isnae using the same dishmatic oan his dishes and the cludgie

There's no way 3ft Deekz got a 7ft tree up to their "house."
If he wanted a 4 ft tree why did the bold Derek get him a 7 ft tree?
 
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Yeah I though that ! Usually what alcoholics have ..the shakes when they have withdrawal. Maybe Maz is a secret drinker
 
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Is the balloon arch going back up since he bought two spare ones last year? I think the two trees will definitely go up no matter how ridiculous it look then in February he’ll be saying how he’s not putting two trees up again because it was too much and he wasn’t in a good place bla bla bla then repeat….if you don’t know then get to know
 
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There will be a clutching beak hilarious story about how the trees the wrong size and he'll put it outside infront of the flats instead. Anything Hinch can do....
 
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Nancy Birthwhistles books are fantastic for non chemical cleaning
To keep on thread, what a bloody bore that haul was, the mans no right in the heid
 
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