Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

He's that bleeping backwards, he won't even know I'd be taking the piss. He'd probably thank me and all, the thick duck.

Let's be honest he is more thick that a piece of tit, that comment other day Mr sensitive skin had to be one you tattler cunts nae debates and he still didn't notice the sarcasm, DM would been different story mind you he'd be telling you fight yer ain fight, his skin conditions didnae ask for your opinion his page his rules.. an so forth

 

[SuzyE]

In bed at 8.10pm. bleeping hell. What a life. I could understand if he had just worked a 12hr shift down the hospital. He’s spent 30mins flinging some harpic down the loo!

We were in the theatre at that time knocking some shapes out to the 'Magic of Motown' show. He's such an old fart

 

[menopausalmargrit]

She’s on her period again

I genuinely don’t understand people that are constantly grumpy or angry. What a bleeping dreadful way to live your life.

No wonder his family can’t stand him and he’s no pals.

 

[Very Cherry]

I genuinely don’t understand people that are constantly grumpy or angry. What a bleeping dreadful way to live your life.

No wonder his family can’t stand him and he’s no pals.

I’m with you on this, life is too short to be grumpy and angry all the time. Maybe him and Deek aren’t as happy as he makes out, Marion seems to be posting a lot about other men and what he finds attractive. I’ve been with Mr Cherry for over 18 years and I occasionally this someone is attractive but I wouldn’t be posting on social media like Marion does. I can just imagine poor Mr Cherry watching my stories and me getting all excited over other men.

 

[Babybail93]

I’m with you on this, life is too short to be grumpy and angry all the time. Maybe him and Deek aren’t as happy as he makes out, Marion seems to be posting a lot about other men and what he finds attractive. I’ve been with Mr Cherry for over 18 years and I occasionally this someone is attractive but I wouldn’t be posting on social media like Marion does. I can just imagine poor Mr Cherry watching my stories and me getting all excited over other men.

They’re not happy. I know I wouldn’t be with that existence. It’s for convenience now. Mario stays because he has nowhere else to go and Derek seems to thick to be bothered

 

[Madge2022]

I’m with you on this, life is too short to be grumpy and angry all the time. Maybe him and Deek aren’t as happy as he makes out, Marion seems to be posting a lot about other men and what he finds attractive. I’ve been with Mr Cherry for over 18 years and I occasionally this someone is attractive but I wouldn’t be posting on social media like Marion does. I can just imagine poor Mr Cherry watching my stories and me getting all excited over other men.

Marion reminding wee Deek how much of a catch Marion is. Only in Marion's heid is this true and nae debates.

 

[Realhousemouse]

He’s always grumpy and crabbit because he’s a bitter, miserable twit and it’s all his own doing. Drowning in debt with duck all to show for it while all his “fellow influencers” are raking in the ads and the sponsored content and upgrading their houses. He’s fuckin manic.

He absolutely bealing seeing all the influencers at that cleaning show with oor Soph….then that wee slag Andrew was out flaunting his influencer status hence the reason we got a story about how he doesn’t like shiny faces anyway. He’s absolutely FINE tho. FINE.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I couldn’t tell you the last time I was angry or grumpy. If I feel pissed off (which is rare), I address it straight away and move on from it.

I still think he doesn’t have a grasp of the English language but just says phrases that he’s heard and in true Marion style mixes all the words up so makes no sense.

 

[doreenforeen]

Anyone noticed he dusny really blaw kisses anymare when he’s bleeping off at the end of his stories “bye ma luvlies tuns a luv mwah mwah mwah” joost an observation my lovlies

 

[pearl jammer]

Thank duck the hoose/flat has been gutted, the dust we pointed out has been cleaned, his pumpkins are polished and the bleep washings are up to date

Sometimes you’ve jist goat tae break fae routine and say duck the hoosework so you can lie in bed fae 7pm every night in yer wee hoosecoat.

 

[Ferguson]

I cannae describe hoo much rage I feel when he calls the bedsit a hoose.
Mazda you'll never in a hoose ma lovely, but at least you hev your bespoke knitted bumhole stuck on your fake fire with blu-tac & so forth.

Naebody can take that away from you'se

 

[Madge2022]

I couldn’t tell you the last time I was angry or grumpy.

Ah kin tell ye, anytime ye watch the dots of doom oan that app that isnae yer joab.

Anyone noticed he dusny really blaw kisses anymare when he’s bleeping off at the end of his stories “bye ma luvlies tuns a luv mwah mwah mwah” joost an observation my lovlies

Did he not do the pout and peace sign for a while after his lip injections? Thinks he's a 13 yo lassie oan Snapchat.

 

[SuzyE]

They’re not happy. I know I wouldn’t be with that existence. It’s for convenience now. Mario stays because he has nowhere else to go and Derek seems to thick to be bothered

Totally a convenience. And he's showing it through gushing over other men so openly.

Well Mario wasn't nominated

Translated for Mario's benefit means, "You're not good enough to be nominated" ... Don't give up the day job just yet mate

 

[PutinOnTheRitz]

She's called its_jodie_ she's got 14k followers so I think I can mention her? She follows about 6 thousand herself, but her likes range from 9 people to 30 odd on a picture. She's bizarre. She is a bit of a female Marion. Hideous clothes, boring content, can't clean for tit, always asking people to share a post to get a message to Hinch. Ugh. She also goes on big rants about her kids fathers and the kids grandparents. Oh and did I mention she looks like a frog. So aye.

Wow, that’s pretty much all I can say. And where’s that accent from?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Totally a convenience. And he's showing it through gushing over other men so openly.

Well Mario wasn't nominated

Translated for Mario's benefit means, "You're not good enough to be nominated" ... Don't give up the day job just yet mate View attachment 1647194

Yoursel is a bawbag, Mario. Nobody likes you.

 

[teaandgoss101]

A REWARD FOR WHAT ?

 

[Seonag]

He’ll be on later to say he’s had hunners and hunners of messages from his menopausal Karen’s saying he should have won .

 

[Madge2022]

A REWARD FOR WHAT ?

Influencing people to get into debt buying plastic shite they don't need, while also adding to landfill and not being environmentally friendly.

 

[littlebitty1]

Good Morning tattlers! Long time lurker first time poster. Im from good old P town aka Paisley, and did follow oor mario religiously until the start of the year. No idea how I came across tattle in general but its opened my eyes to a lot of things, esp inregards to oor mario.

Anyway, Ive been following this thread (my fav all time mario story is when Hinch stole his christmas, whenever im down i re read those threads and ah just makes my day).

I thought id do my first post (yay) and share this. I follow Louise Pentland (i like her no hate) and she put up a post basically saying how this timeof year most influencers/social media peeps, this is their busiest time of year. She said basically please dont spend money if shes doing an add with a brand, just liking the content would be great etc. I think this is a great message to put out, espeically this early and I cant see anyone else doing it yet.

It genuinelly concerns me how much big mario spends on literally shite, and if your not in a good place mentally etc you may feel pressured to have your home look a certain way etc. I can abs see that happening.

Anyway just interesting that she made a post about it, I mean mario probably will now since he reads tattle, but with the current climate I do think it is something to address.

TONS A LOVE

(ano i cannae spell im no mario lol)

 

[Seonag]

Mario does nothing but buy plastic shite and talk about his favourite subject , himself .
The people that have been nominated try to make a difference in the world or educate people . He’s showing it hoping the menopausal Karen’s will nominate him for it .