Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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muscadet

He is actually our puppet on a string dance to our tune Marion ya daftie, actually gifting us profile pics you need us more than we need you
 
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HulaHannah

Wonder how much FOMO he has tonight as much as he'll argue otherwise. Has he actually ever met the fake persona that he idolises (Hinch)? Obviously there was her intentional snub last year but it's never happened, has it? It was just something that crossed my mind as I saw another Scottish desperate wannabe cleanfluencer post a pic with her today. Now as much as I think the cleanfluencer thing has had its day and really is quite sad now and they all need to get a life, at least this one is clearly using her following to her advantage before it bursts. Invited to the show as part of the ridiculous 'Shine Squad', but has 200K IG followers, 1M on TikTok, management and has what seem to be paid ads. Who'd have thought it...a Scottish Cleanfluencer who makes money from cleaning content, rather than just swearing and showing off cheap plastic tat and cleaning products he overbought all because Hinch tagged him a couple of times and the sheep rushed to follow not realising what they were getting.
 

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Keera

L00kform3 said:
Affronted still totally kills me whenever I read it! I nearly said it in real life today, I had to stop maself
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aw hen I live in England now and I say am affronted at hings aw the time, no one understands what am on about ataw!!!!!
 
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Babybail93

I didn’t think it possible, but his spelling and grammar has really taken a nosedive the last couple of weeks.

It’s gotten so bad that it’s making his previous ramblings look Shakespearean
 
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Caw1982

Chez300 said:
Yup, so attractive
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He's actually posted this with a guys t shirt saying 'fuck gun control'.
You know what in a way its a shame he's never made it. It would have been pure gold watching this moron execute his own demise. Unfortunately and maybe fortunately, he's here to constantly blow our minds with his stupidity on this app.
Small mercies and all that.
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

Out at least three nights a week for dinner hen? *faints*
 
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SuzyE

And this is why l said last night that him and orange man are in a boring relationship.
Mario's problem is he's on Instagram too much, and he's posted many times how he fancies other blokes. Nothing wrong in looking at eye candy, but don't rub your partners face in it by posting it for the world and his wife to see

 
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mammaof3

Not sharing is one of his worst traits!



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teaandgoss101

I bet he is FURIOUS Hinch didn’t tell him she was going to the clean home show I’m waiting for the mass passive agressive quotes “not ma quote”
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Just catching up ma loveliees
I've came to the conclusion Chicken little is definitely Marion.
Watching Shrek he's secretly a Pixar/Disney fan so made up a fake account with name from the film Chicken little.
Soo ayye as you were hens sprine bright, gave nae fuck, life your best life so on so forth
Tons love always Isa
 
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