Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

[SuzyE]

Cosy in a room full of washing drying, yeah you keep telling yourself that you little creep

There she is, the woman that didn't pop in to see him because he's not worthy enough

Oooooh there he is being hard. The things we have on him as well

There you go team, posed and approved by the man himself to use as profile pics And btw, you're your own worst enemy.

 

[lindabelcher77]

Who’s that woman in black he’s posted about plz?

 

[SuzyE]

And!. He said Shrek was finished. When he said that it still had another 45 minutes at my end, so either he's on a different time to us or as usual he's lying

Who’s that woman in black he’s posted about plz?

Mrs Hinch and Stacey Solomon.
He said he predicted them going months ago. Give me strength He's never even met her to know her that well!

 

[honey&lemon]

“There’s yer profile picture for yer troll sites” (that he doesn’t read)

Cheers, Mazda, I’ve went with this yin, hope you approve, doll.


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He fully let it slip there that he reads tattle. How else would he know people use his screenshots as profile pics.

hasn’t it been nearly a year since Hinch visited Scotland? And he predicted to Hannah that Hinch would be at that home show? So his so called ‘mate’ didn’t tell him herself or suggest meeting each other there? She clearly has no fuckin interest in him at all! He’s a joke.

 

[Seonag]

He’s on a high now he’s had his ego boost from his menopausal Karens . So predictable.
He’s obsessed with Tattle . Don’t hate me but he did make me laugh when he said here’s a picture for your profile photo “

 

[SuzyE]

He fully let it slip there that he reads tattle. How else would he know people use his screenshots as profile pics.

hasn’t it been nearly a year since Hinch visited Scotland? And he predicted to Hannah that Hinch would be at that home show? So his so called ‘mate’ didn’t tell him herself or suggest meeting each other there? She clearly has no fuckin interest in him at all! He’s a joke.

I noticed that as well

 

[Mrs_BlahBlah]

I see someone is bitter they didn’t get an all expenses paid trip to the Tidying Up Show

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Imagine feeling smug that you predicted that the creator of the biggest home account would turn up at a cleaning and home convention. Get in the bin ya honkin hedgehog!

 

[pearl jammer]

He 100% just admitted to being a not so secret tattler. I didn’t even have a bespoke Mario profile photo until I was just #gifted one from the man himself. Sorry ma lovelies I should’ve declared that #gift in tiny wee writing oan ma last post, apologies.

He fully let it slip there that he reads tattle. How else would he know people use his screenshots as profile pics.

 

[#noinfluencer]

Cosy in a room full of washing drying, yeah you keep telling yourself that you little creep
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There she is, the woman that didn't pop in to see him because he's not worthy enough
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There you go team, posed and approved by the man himself to use as profile pics And btw, you're your own worst enemy.

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I did laugh at "hate these bastard washings" as we have clothes horses due to not smelling the tumble dryer wealth and they get on my nerves as the clothes take days to bloody dry and my bf hates looking at them. But if he stopped shopping for 1 week, he could use the dryer to dry a lot of his "washings"

 

[Misssj80]

The way he said he knew Stacey and Hinch would be there today( like he had inside knowledge) then said oh I predicted it, cause you did Martin

 

[#noinfluencer]

He 100% just admitted to being a not so secret tattler. I didn’t have a bespoke Mario profile photo until I was just #gifted one from the man himself. Sorry ma lovelies I should’ve declared that #gift in tiny wee writing oan ma last post, apologies.

They all read Tattle, despite saying otherwise! They use it to their advantage, to cry "TrOlLs" and bullying - we are basically giving them content, fgs! If I choose to seek something out knowing I might not like what I see because I'm a muppet, then that's my own fault, so how they can moan about this place is beyond me!

 

[Babybail93]

They all read Tattle, despite saying otherwise! They use it to their advantage, to cry "TrOlLs" and bullying - we are basically giving them content, fgs! If I choose to seek something out knowing I might not like what I see because I'm a muppet, then that's my own fault, so how they can moan about this place is beyond me!

If they were all such massive cunts we wouldn’t have anything to say about them. These type of people have ruined Instagram

 

[Ferguson]

Many people love me with stubble
Such as who?

He's fine, absolutely fine.

There's nae where tae but the decorations but there is.

You're brother will absolutely no want any of your hunners of tatty cheap cushions or throws

It's not called the home & tidy show you bleeping walloper.

 

[MrsJ2000]

I had the audacity tae bugger off tae that London Friday - went to The Royal Albert Hall to see a Harry Potter film accompanied by the London Philharmonic Orchestra - smell the wizarding wealth I’ve come back to over TWENTY bespoke pages! Im going to get my criss and joos, get aww cosy and see what the wee boabys been up tae!

 

[SuzyE]

These type of people have ruined Instagram

Not forgetting the followers that fell into their web of buying the things they advertise when they couldn't really afford it, and giving people anxiety because they thought their cleaning wasn't good enough. l remember seeing this on a Hinch thread a year or so ago. It was heartbreaking to read, so they definitely need to be blamed on a lot of things.

 

[Madge2022]

Hallo ma lovelies. How are yis aw? As a wee treatit to maself for suffering through the back catalogue of Tony Hazelnut’s discontinued stock, I’ve been making bespoke use of the Most Liked Posts function oan this app. I’ve just stumbled across these re-imaginings of classic Halloween filums, ordered to make for the Prince of Paisley and couldn’t not share the beak clutching wealth.

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Criss and joos, bloody brilliant

This thread never fails tae make me laugh, cheers everyone, and big thanks tae Marion for being an inspiration fur the comedy here.

“There’s yer profile picture for yer troll sites” (that he doesn’t read)

Cheers, Mazda, I’ve went with this yin, hope you approve, doll.


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Did he say that?!? Come oan Marion, gie us a wee bespoke sign oan next live tae let us ken if ye ur here. #iykyk

 

[Ferguson]

Criss and joos, bloody brilliant

This thread never fails tae make me laugh, cheers everyone, and big thanks tae Marion for being an inspiration fur the comedy here.



Did he say that?!? Come oan Marion, gie us a wee bespoke sign oan next live tae let us ken if ye ur here. #iykyk

He could pick his favourite tattler and give them a wee shoot oot oan his next dots of doom

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Well Marge is absolutely foaming at the mouth fineeee about missing out on seeing hinch, watching all the other insta huns stories of them meeting her. Whut a wee twist to a Sunday hens. He will be seething with jealousy.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Ooh he’s having the half pizza/half pasta combo that always baffles me my lovelies.
At least he’s no eating out again mind……*wanders off to see what I’m making for the bleep tea*

He could pick his favourite tattler and give them a wee shoot oot oan his next dots of doom

Bet it’s that @Babybail93