Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold

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#noinfluencer

teaandgoss101 said:
7ft …..7 fucking ft.

what an absolute cunt !

he really has no idea how big that is does he… absolute moron !
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He's got to be taking the piss, surely? We know he's the wan buying all this shit and no Derek or his invisible friends, but I think he's trolling us with that tree and that he's bought it purely to get our attention, the sad fucker!
 
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menopausalmargrit

I stay in an old tenement (with large bay windows, smell the wealth) and I wouldn’t dream of having a 7 foot tree in here but here he is in a 2m2 living room putting up 2 tress. I must sound like a broken down record but how can he be bothered?
 
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IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow

Seonag said:
Dear lord he needs help . Stop lying Mario you bought it .Doubt Derek could manage to carry that .
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How will he reach the top? Will they have their wee elf outfits on Deed Deek slumped up and Marion on his shoulders? He don't even own a chair to stand on.
I like for Deed Deek his own special hearts Rangers and all that
 
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#noinfluencer

IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow said:
How will he reach the top? Will they have their wee elf outfits on Deed Deek slumped up and Marion on his shoulders? He don't even own a chair to stand on.
I like for Deed Deek his own special hearts Rangers and all that
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Martin will use his tree ladder from last year to toss the decoration awn it and Deek will climb up behind him to give his fat arse a shove, lifting him higher because the chump will naturally put a photo of his gormless self as the Angel.
 
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SuzyE

Has he had a brain fart?. The stupid bastards never been off the gram
 
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Dawn Dayn

#noinfluencer said:
*I don't know if we're allowed to post links, but please delete if needed and don't ban me, please!*

If this ain't Melv....

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I've put Mario's face on it, but it still looks like the other fella.
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G&TGal II

On my Facebook feed tonight …Go on Marion, I Dare You !
Scotlands Home of the Year Christmas Special. To quote the advert
“ If you love the festive season and your home looks like a Winter Wonderland at Christmas , get in touch”
Camera pans round Paisley, spotlight on Seedhill, knocks on no 11 … “ Hello my lovelies, come in, log onto the Wi-Fi , the code is on the wall and please check in on Instagram, welcome to our Hoose which I have just gutted for youse coming and don’t photo last seasons the autumn shite behind the sofa”
 

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lauhlauhlauh

Come Rayne, do us proud when the trees go up

Seriously though, where’s that poor cat going to go? Isn’t there a tree in the bedroom too for her to ruin? Poor thing is going to be locked in the highfootfall area day and night. He wants reporting to RSPCA.
 
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Madge2022

Caw1982 said:
Hahahaha 7ft I’ve got visions of him lifting wee man Derk to put the star on the top of the tree….. then realised that ain’t going to happen as the trees going to be poking through the ceiling in the bedsit above!!!
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Babybail93

Well this thread has fucking killed me the night hens! Have visions of Derek hurling himself at the tree, Buddy the elf style, whilst stoned oot of his orange brain
 
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Madge2022

That would make my Christmas, wunner where he wud put the for his favourite spot
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
Well this thread has fucking killed me the night hens! Have visions of Derek hurling himself at the tree, Buddy the elf style, whilst stoned oot of his orange brain
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And he hasn't started on the Christmas decorations yet
 
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One-of-hunners

Full on ahead as if he's fucking Santa Clause himself
I don't want to belittle his job but he works what 16 hours a week as a "healthy" "young" man? I say healthy and young but I think my gran who's diet was 90% salt, smoked 40 a day and used about 20 different inhalers had more life in her than him, and she went away tae that place abroad every year tae.

Telling ye I'm here for the Christmas tress journey and the breakdown. This 7ft tree is going to be mirror gate all over again but the opposite issue it'll be 2 big and he'll say its fine then it'll be gone.
 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

The ‘lecky company will be smelling the wealth with the amount of money he will be pumping into his meter

better stock up on more blankets Mazza cause that heating isnae going on this winter , nae debates
 
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