I've reported it ma lovelie.
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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I wouldn't like to imagine what’s lurking under his fleecy hoosecoat. 🫣
Bald as a coot apparently. All smothered in talc. I cannae even imagine.
For the life of me, I can't understand how he gets these collabs with his potty mouth.
Of the few I do follow and the rest of the tits I hate-watch, they do not swear like he does.
I have a potty mouth but there's a time and place and it deffo isn't while broadcasting to hunners of people on IG.
Of the few I do follow and the rest of the tits I hate-watch, they do not swear like he does.
I have a potty mouth but there's a time and place and it deffo isn't while broadcasting to hunners of people on IG.
He won’t make it to Christmas at that rate!
His long and luxurious leg hair…Does that pink bottle say conditioner
Conditioner what exactly???
Thanks Ma lovelie. Al probably no sleep the night aw because oor @Babybail93 is “subbing” hersel.
I was being kind, not mentioning that.
Ye ur either calling me funny ha ha or jist a fecking clown, but in true Martin style ah wull take it as a compliment
The amount of photies ye huv oaf him, probably seen mair oaf his boady than wee Deek has.
Hahaha!! This was also doing my head in
thanks tae oor @Dawn Dayn fae getting it sorted. I’d had one too many of those drinks in the sun and came over all Mario in ma spelling and punctuation. So aye and so forth!@Babybail93 have you got the sun burned look yet or are you still using the bronzer?
You’ve veered oot your lane ma lovelie and nae debates, all your wealth is going straight to your head.Hahaha!! This was also doing my head in
P.s I miss you
WTF is he buying big bottles of shampoo and conditioner for??? His 6 hairs oh seriously nobody will ever convince me he’s not a parody account and Marvis toothpaste… that’s what I’ll be calling him from now on.. don’t even start me on the C word (Christmas that is I could rant about the other c word that is Marvis for a while
oh seriously nobody will ever convince me he’s not a parody account and Marvis toothpaste… that’s what I’ll be calling him from now on.. don’t even start me on the C word (Christmas that is I could rant about the other c word that is Marvis for a while
Saw this on the meme thread and I immediately thought of Marvis 
Oh gooooaaad ma lovelies ah'm pure bespokely shiteing masel that you all think I'm Mario the noo. I pish masel laughin at this thread daily but don't post as I'm nowhere near funny enough.
Tell a lie, I did post here once but made an utter tit of myself thinking that Mario was browsing Lovehoney on his laptop when in fact it was a bespoke Photoshop
Tell a lie, I did post here once but made an utter tit of myself thinking that Mario was browsing Lovehoney on his laptop when in fact it was a bespoke Photoshop
Nae way has he treatit himsel through three friggin seasons 
I need tae get back in me ain laine and get aww cosy for the scent of Christmas.
He's always wan step ahead isn't he hens x
I need tae get back in me ain laine and get aww cosy for the scent of Christmas.He's always wan step ahead isn't he hens x
Me too, ma loverly, but I isnae Martin either. I just cannae help maself with the like button, funniest thread on Tattle and nae debates. Sadly I refrain from posting on this thread as I’m nae funny enough and cannae do a Scottish accent.
Or…am I Martin in deep deep cover, commenting all over the Aussie threads
I see he’s still into making deek look like a fool for insta content, dick!
You have been ruled out of my enquiries my dear.Oh gooooaaad ma lovelies ah'm pure bespokely shiteing masel that you all think I'm Mario the noo. I pish masel laughin at this thread daily but don't post as I'm nowhere near funny enough.
Tell a lie, I did post here once but made an utter tit of myself thinking that Mario was browsing Lovehoney on his laptop when in fact it was a bespoke Photoshop
Nice to see so many shy lurkers now posting, you should all do it more.
If you have posted at least once on tattle on any thread you are off my Martin in disguise list.
I don’t get why people think maz would be lurking on here, why would he, am I being thick? No I’m not maz btw
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