God this is painful. It’s September 21st and he’s already going on about Christmas. Everyone go and vote on that slider on his stories the lowest possible 
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
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Wan chip with a full shaker of salt on 
He's been on here after the Ninja was mentioned. Hi creepy man child 
Shove your Christmas crap up your hoop and grow up!
That amount of salt is disgusting
You pair of thick bastards
Shove your Christmas crap up your hoop and grow up!
That amount of salt is disgusting
You pair of thick bastards
Tell us ye read tattle withoot telling us you read tattle, we mention lack of air fryer jurney and like magic ...
I have my own theory of who he is here and it isn't one I've seen mentioned before, but not sure if that goes against rules so saying nought withoot a lawyer and nae debates.
I wonder if wee Deek tells Martin that he kin oanly get jiggy if Martin wears a bag ower his heid as he gets the boak?
I have my own theory of who he is here and it isn't one I've seen mentioned before, but not sure if that goes against rules so saying nought withoot a lawyer and nae debates.
I wonder if wee Deek tells Martin that he kin oanly get jiggy if Martin wears a bag ower his heid as he gets the boak?
I would but he'd ban me, and I've already got 2 accounts banned from the little child catcherGod this is painful. It’s September 21st and he’s already going on about Christmas. Everyone go and vote on that slider on his stories the lowest possible
Ooooh please give us a hint!Tell us ye read tattle withoot telling us you read tattle, we mention lack of air fryer jurney and like magic ...
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I have my own theory of who he is here and it isn't one I've seen mentioned before, but not sure if that goes against rules so saying nought withoot a lawyer and nae debates.
I wonder if wee Deek tells Martin that he kin oanly get jiggy if Martin wears a bag ower his heid as he gets the boak?
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She cannae wait to share her Christmas shite with us all next well...
She’s pure affronted doing stories in front of Deek yet she’s managed to do a couple tonight sat next to him. Make it make sense
His wee palace doesn't even have space for a wee hobbit dining tableHe's been on here after the Ninja was mentioned. Hi creepy man child
Shove your Christmas crap up your hoop and grow up!
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That amount of salt is disgusting
You pair of thick bastards
Whooooooooooooo!!!Tell us ye read tattle withoot telling us you read tattle, we mention lack of air fryer jurney and like magic ...
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I have my own theory of who he is here and it isn't one I've seen mentioned before, but not sure if that goes against rules so saying nought withoot a lawyer and nae debates.
I wonder if wee Deek tells Martin that he kin oanly get jiggy if Martin wears a bag ower his heid as he gets the boak?
Come on hen spill it!! Speak your truthTell us ye read tattle withoot telling us you read tattle, we mention lack of air fryer jurney and like magic ...
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I have my own theory of who he is here and it isn't one I've seen mentioned before, but not sure if that goes against rules so saying nought withoot a lawyer and nae debates.
I just can’t with that dinner ! He must be trolling us at this point ! 
Derek ….
Derek ….
Jeez, there was mare salt on that heap of tit than there is in the Dead Sea.
and who has veggies with fish & chips? A pair of freaks.
Signs of too much salt
Take heed, Marion...
Bloating.
High blood pressure.
More puffy than usual.
Really thirsty.
Gained weight.
Going to the bathroom more than usual.
Restless sleep.
and who has veggies with fish & chips? A pair of freaks.
Signs of too much salt
Take heed, Marion...
Bloating.
High blood pressure.
More puffy than usual.
Really thirsty.
Gained weight.
Going to the bathroom more than usual.
Restless sleep.
I've just noticed someone who doesn't post but likes a lot of posts, particularly in these threads. Mebbes they're just shy, unlike me who is a rent a gob!
That canny be fish?? What bleeping kind of fish is that shape?? I swear at first glance I thought it was a deep fried piece (sandwich to the posh trolls among us) I need ma kerry katonas tested
Just like Sophie's choice, a dining table or a Santa letterbox.
Fancy flooring, chandelier lights, fancy bed, ninja, gooocci shoes, UGG slippers, superdry coat, plenty petty cash to spend oan tat but still don't have a dining table.
No hate but I find it so uncomfortable eating dinner of your lap like I need to sit at my table.
Sooo ayyye bizarre for 2 grown men.
Me, ah'm Martin and ah fooled ye aw! Not sure how much I can say, don't want to get banned, unless that's your cunning plan
Right my lovely you cannot keep us hanging on like thisI've just noticed someone who doesn't post but likes a lot of posts, particularly in these threads. Mebbes they're just shy, unlike me who is a rent a gob!
I noticed that they like the posts but don't speakI've just noticed someone who doesn't post but likes a lot of posts, particularly in these threads. Mebbes they're just shy, unlike me who is a rent a gob!
I Cannae not join in can't reframe maself.
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