Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes

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Is that pepper on the carrots? if he wasn't such a "basic bitch" he wouldn't need to cover his beige dinners in obscene amounts of salt and pepper. His old fashioned way of living is strange to me
If he bought fresh veg probably mould as been sitting since last Christmas wi his veg intake.
 
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Aww, fuck. I like a lot of posts but don’t say much. I promise I’m not Marion, my cats like me.
 
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Aye am with you hen, I NEED a dining table to eat ma dinner. Imagine eating Christmas dinner on your lap.. maybe he will get a wee tv tray like a Nanna.
 
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I need mare information hen. I need to get tae know.

I swerved right outta ma lane on this thread and swerved into my husband's whatsapp today acting like it was Marion's thread. Sent him a message when I was doing a wee shop this evening. Was complaining about them getting rid of lots of things we eat. Was giggling away in the aisle at maesel. Pure scundered.



Aww, fuck. I like a lot of posts but don’t say much. I promise I’m not Marion, my cats like me.
Do you have a front and back door?
 
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That canny be fish?? What fucking kind of fish is that shape?? I swear at first glance I thought it was a deep fried piece (sandwich to the posh trolls among us) I need ma kerry katonas tested
Looks like the M&S frozen battered Cod fillets - they are "absolutely boggin' " according to my son. He did remark however that he thought a deep fried piece might be a more palatable option.
 
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It's like oor very own cluedo and nae debates.
 
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Aw God I canne believe we are getting shown Christmas tat , once again he’s gonna shoot his load too soon.
I listened to that story with the Christmas music blaring and the husband shouted from another room…”Turn that fucking shite off”
 
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Bondi Sands in scent coconut - the closest the drip will get to an exotic holiday/beach
Ah wull huv ye know Martin grew up in the exotic coastal town of Ardrossan. There's a slaughter house there. One street smells like bacon and the other shite. Mebbes that's wan oaf his new wax melt scents!
 
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If mario does have a new account lurking here why would he be liking posts? I mean, I know they are all hilarious but I can't see him thinking that. I need to get ta know!
 
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