Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes

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Don't hen. You'll blow his mind. Wait till he figures out why there are 24 hours in a day, seasons, day and night.....

Bwhahaha

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@hopethishelpsallthebest kin ye gie Martin a wee bespoke Photoshop lesson?

I huv it oan good authority Martin trained as an astronaut but quit when he fun oot if he went tae space he wudni be hame fur 6pm and cosy time.

He had to take a week off work tae get criss and juiss ready fur Friday.
 
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So when do we honestly think he’s going to decorate for Christmas? Surely he won’t be able to hold back any longer than the start of November?
I reckon as the clock strikes 12 1st Nov ..Marion will be up gutting the hoose ready for Xmas. It will start with a couple of Christmas ornaments but the impulsive little git won’t be able to stop and by 2nd Nov it will be a full blown grotto !
 
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I reckon as the clock strikes 12 1st Nov ..Marion will be up gutting the hoose ready for Xmas. It will start with a couple of Christmas ornaments but the impulsive little git won’t be able to stop and by 2nd Nov it will be a full blown grotto !
1st December the signs up asking the Easter bunny to please stop at number 11 will be up. Nae debates.
 
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All his content is talking about hitting the usual stores, going to high street cafes for tea, and getting cosy under his 55 throws.
Mario, you're so repetitive and boring mate. No wonder you're losing followers 🥱
 
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omg, he is as dense as fuck.

How does he breath?

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I doubt he does ma lovley probs see someone else post about it and jumping on the band wagon !
 
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Wee Deek's in fur a bumming fort treat the night, efter Queen Soph replied!

 
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So you're fckn telling me I'll be oot trick or treating and this cunt will have completed his xmas shopping and decked his bedsit out for santa coming? He wishes so much time away, there literally no enjoyment in his pathetic life. He'll be depressed come Nov when there's fck all to do and no annual leave left
 
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Marion did Halloween about six weeks ago in the middle of summer and is now speed-running through Christmas. On December 25th he and Deek will be happily celebrating Valentine's Day in yet another new set of Barbie pink print bedding with hearts all over it
 
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Jesus Christ someone give this rocket her chlorpromazine she’s fucking flipped!!!!!!
 
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We're in for a wee treat on Friday ma lovelies.
Broon teddy bear Primark pyjammies, Ugg slippers, criss & joose
 
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