Reeeen, meet ya new wee baby garul....
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Corona or maybe Virus. Just trying to think how he might spell it. Coorowna or Vyruss
He only wants another cat because rayn absolutely despises him 
Look at them wide eyes! Looking for the nearest plug socket to lick to put her out of her misery. Poor cow
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What sort of idiot holds a cat that undoubtedly just licked its arse, up against their scabby eye???
If he does introduce another cat Raaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnn baybee gurrrllll will just hoof it out of the window and then follow it. She knows her life will become more intolerable living with a kitten and that festering lump of skin.
I hope she leaves a note for Dezza though
Dear Del, my one and only love,
I'm sorry, I know you understand and are sure to do the same in the very near future.
Love RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I hope she leaves a note for Dezza though
Dear Del, my one and only love,
I'm sorry, I know you understand and are sure to do the same in the very near future.
Love RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Why would you buy another cat when you live in a tiny flat with no outdoor space?
What a horrendously selfish decision to make.
What a horrendously selfish decision to make.
Look at the skirting board in his tat filled toilet ....it’s absolutely disgusting ..never mind buying a new pussy ....buy bloody new skirtings 
Look at the skirting board in his tat filled toilet ....it’s absolutely disgusting ..never mind buying a new pussy ....buy bloody new skirtings
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'I've gotta be very careful what ah poot on ma feece or my exzeemah flairs up'
Buys glycolic acid toner
Buys glycolic acid toner
Maybe she’s just noticed the nick of Marie’s hair!
In years time, when this lockdown is discussed, wtf are we going to say.... I'm going to say I learned Japanese, and to play the cello.
Really, ate all the wrong things, laughed unkindly at poor fools, named an imaginary kitten.
Really, ate all the wrong things, laughed unkindly at poor fools, named an imaginary kitten.
Awww look @Kikini Bamalam he polished and sprayed his letterbox especially for you 
Asides from the pink lamp?. Right the problem is, most of it’s all the same colour. It’s not broken up with a splash of colour. Just drab and dreary, stone cold grey.
Honestly? It wouldn’t surprise me
You’re a lodger
Nothing like keeping your flaps sparkly and sanitaryAwww look @Kikini Bamalam he polished and sprayed his letterbox especially for you
And you learnt that that the hard way after your fanny infection didn't you love?Nothing like keeping your flaps sparkly and sanitary
I bet your flaps are gleaming now
Zoflora and neat bleach baths make them all bespoke and boujie hunxxAnd you learnt that that the hard way after your fanny infection didn't you love?
I bet your flaps are gleaming now
More names for marions new pussy...
Vayn - as is Marion
Playn - Marions personality
Poynty - Marions facebeak
Debayte - Marion can have one but no one else can
Vayn - as is Marion
Playn - Marions personality
Poynty - Marions facebeak
Debayte - Marion can have one but no one else can
Purple, to match his “grey sofa” and he can mouth along to purple rain by Prince with both cats trying to claw him to deathMore names for marions new pussy...
Vayn - as is Marion
Playn - Marions personality
Poynty - Marions facebeak
Debayte - Marion can have one but no one else can
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