Does he rub his hair with a balloon in the morning instead of brushing it? 
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Gurns for the camera, tells you all I've not done much today then reposts you all mentioning me and self appoints myseelf as the Saint and Saviour of Tattle thread titles.
Have I done it right ma lovelies?
Came on here to say this myself'I've gotta be very careful what ah poot on ma feece or my exzeemah flairs up'
Buys glycolic acid toner
I don’t beleive his face is all that bad with all the skincare he uses! If it was that bad it’d be one type of wash and once cream for after!
Is that him talking to the cat and playing with it? Sounds nothing like him!!
And wiping his hands down his red tights after giving her a treat.
He is so scuzzyImagine comparing yourself to jlo when your sat in primark clothes! I’m always up for a laugh and will take a lot but why does he always having to be giving the finger or make out everyone is beneath him? Or everyone is a witch?? I won’t be buying from any company with him promoting it. I don’t find him funny or inspiring
Retynol.
That'll be the new pussies name.
That'll be the new pussies name.
Don't give him ideas.
Vyrus
Koveeda
Kneemoonia. Although that's probably how he says pneumonia.
How about some posh double barrelled names.
Fool-Reynt
My pussy is called Fool-Reynt McNight.
He honestly looks nothing like he does on the gram...very small very strange looking guy
Folk like him drive me nuts. He has eczema on his t zone never heard of anything so stupid. Eczema is an autoimmune disease not having dry skin in one area on your face. It’s actually really insulting to people who live with eczema as it’s a horrendous condition with so much more to it than dry bloody skin. I think what you have Mario ya tit is dry sensitive skin. And you wouldn’t be able to use all those chemical cleaning products might I add without gloves if you had eczema. O sorry o forgot you only have it on one area on your face ya muppet.Came on here to say this myself
Why did he keep saying “Rayin, are you a cheeky gerluw” what the fucks one of them? She was looking at him like the bleep he is!
Red tightsAnd wiping his hands down his red tights after giving her a treat.
Now we know where all the recent flare ups of pink eye have come from
Kerry katona disease my arseI hope you manage to make it out too Daddy Derek, until then cheerio ma lovelie. Till we meaow again
mans don’t forget they are all natural products too
Now we know where all the recent flare ups of pink eye have come from
I hope you manage to make it out too Daddy Derek, until then cheerio ma lovelie. Till we meaow again
And don’t forget they are all natural products too
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Imagine having and using all them skin products and STILL having skin that Freddy Kruger would class as scabby
We need pics. It's almost definitely OK to follow him and take millions of creep shots.
I don’t quite understand how if he has eczema his face can get really oily???
Rayun is daddy a bleep bayyby gururl
I don’t even think he has it. It’s just he had a couple bits of dry skin and done it for sympathy
Jlo in Primark clothes.
Don't forget they're two sizes too small. How is he Jlo, has he got a fat arse? Holy mother of fucks! You don't need a hot cloth cleanser after using the Elemis skin wash you nobber! Six products in his morning skincare routine and he's blaming a once a week mask for bleeping his skin up?
Oh and last week he said he was buying a few NEW pieces for his skincare, now he's talking about them like a friggin QVC presenter. You know nothing Melv!
Oh and last week he said he was buying a few NEW pieces for his skincare, now he's talking about them like a friggin QVC presenter. You know nothing Melv!
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