Oh god, he's gonna call the fuckin thing Whitney isn't he?
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Rooting for Jayde to be pronounced........
Jaiiiiiiii Deeeee
Jaiiiiiiii Deeeee
DyamondHope, star, boujee, hinchy, dyamond....or marion lol
This is the best thread on Tattle. Brilliant.
Hope he does a poll so all his lovelies can decide what the new cats name will be (I am hoping for Drizzle)
Can I also publicly state that I CANNOT cope with another ‘I can’t sleep‘ jurnee I get they rage on the daily update of when he went to sleep and when he woke up. NO ONE is interested, no one cares.
Can I also publicly state that I CANNOT cope with another ‘I can’t sleep‘ jurnee I get they rage on the daily update of when he went to sleep and when he woke up. NO ONE is interested, no one cares.
The insta *poor me, I'm suffering so badly but I love the attention and sympathy* is beyond irritating. The lack of self awareness, amazing. I hope this pops a few over inflated bubbles.
Everyone is worried/unemployed /broke a few in denial. If there was any depth to any of these idiots, their content wouldn't be MEEEEEEE
I just hope mrs hinchs sheeple army have another more comforting role model during this time.
Mario is actually doing a great job, perfect comedy account.
Yes it really is an eye opener how self absorbed and vacuous some of these insta accounts are. Take away their ability to shop (hauls 
) and they have nothing to give. I think Marion will soon stop posting and then burst back on the scene in a years time in a new house. I mean, even he must realise that he has nothing to give, that at the end of the day he is a boring grey bastard.
) and they have nothing to give. I think Marion will soon stop posting and then burst back on the scene in a years time in a new house. I mean, even he must realise that he has nothing to give, that at the end of the day he is a boring grey bastard.He’s so worried about the logistics of getting another cat but he’ll do it anyway. What a wanker.
He is missing an opportunity, he could do some cooking, show him making stuff out of his cupboards. That might help someone, and We could laugh of course. He could walk, excercise. Anything but sit there and moan, he's got a safe clean home, food, money, wax melts, DEREK. He's lucky.
Anyone got a burner account? Tell him sooze from tattle says don't get a cat, you selfish dick.
Anyone got a burner account? Tell him sooze from tattle says don't get a cat, you selfish dick.
I will be interested to watch him train a cat
Pink marshmallows to match his lamp 
The only messages he buys is crisps and sweets! You barely see him making a meal
Oh the stories, his shrieky fakey baby voice *tit in the litter tray bayyby Koveed, NO NOT ON MA MAKE UP YA WEE BISH*
*crisssssss
I hope he gets a right fucker of a kitten that pishes on his bespoke plush #gifted bed, scratches the duck outta his bespoke one of a kind boujeeee couch without a back, knocks down the designer 18ft mirror in the living room and smashes it into tiny shards that get lost in his beautiful hand crafted perfectly colour matched chunkee knitted throws. I also wish that it pishes and shits everywhere on an hourly basis and that it chews the cable on his bleeping shark hoover. Also, I hope it loves Derek and Never leaves his side 
Then I hope some fucker reports him to the spca and both cats get taken off the idiot. He really is a special kind of special.
Then I hope some fucker reports him to the spca and both cats get taken off the idiot. He really is a special kind of special.
I reckon the new cat will be called gooochi pooosy
Changing my name by deed poll, Miss Susan Fool-Reynt.Fucksake
This thread needs it's own kitten.
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Sounds RUDE and like the symptoms of something awful.
Doc: What seems to be the problem with your foof, Ms McKnight?
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