If this ends up going for 6 months like I've seen mentioned, he will go total Britney. We'll have a heed shaving jurrrnnneeehhhh! It couldn't look any worse than the disaster zone that's on top of his scalp currently
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At least it would all be the same length!
‘Because bleach and fairy liquid are good NATURAL cleaners’ honestly is he daft!?
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I’m actually quiet excited at the prospect of a new addition to Marion towers. I’m living to hear what wank name the new one will have!
Rayyynne will go on a dirty protest and start pissing on the new plush crapets and the kitten will shred the plush new sofas, climb the bathroom cabinet in the lounge, tip it over and smash the pink lamp. Might even knock the wax melts over, cause the hoose to go up in flames with all the febreeze and Marion will be forced to use the Tom Ford cereal box to waft the flames out... so aye... cannee wayyy!
My money’s on Shyne
*old joke alert*
They're calling it cooking fat.
*gets coat, goes into self isolation*
I’m thinking Corona, but with a K
Marinara might call his new pussy Kyrona
Don't give him ideas.Marinara might call his new pussy Kyrona
Vyrus
Koveeda
Kneemoonia. Although that's probably how he says pneumonia.
How about some posh double barrelled names.
Fool-Reynt
My pussy is called Fool-Reynt McNight.
Hope, star, boujee, hinchy, dyamond.... 
or marion lol
or marion lol
He’s such an arse lick that my bet is ‘Hinchy’ 
Or Sophie, which he'll spell Zofee... even moreHe’s such an arse lick that my bet is ‘Hinchy’
Jurnee
Mayava
Soforthia
Take my phone be away, I'm begging you.
Sharketta
I'm throwing my phone out the window now.
Mayava
Soforthia
Take my phone be away, I'm begging you.
Sharketta
I'm throwing my phone out the window now.
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I think it will just be 'sweet baby Jesus' after last nights message.
Now this is a game I can get into... 
Hayl - Weather theme
Bayge - marions food choice
Heylp - a subtle nod from Derek
Hayl - Weather theme
Bayge - marions food choice
Heylp - a subtle nod from Derek
He'll get 2....
Soaye and Soforth
Soaye and Soforth
VyrusDon't give him ideas.
Vyrus
Koveeda
Kneemoonia. Although that's probably how he says pneumonia.
How about some posh double barrelled names.
Fool-Reynt
My pussy is called Fool-Reynt McNight.
Trying to think like mario...He's in isolation.. Ysol. Possibly to close to hole.
I hope he reconsiders, keeping an animal alone in a tiny space is cruel. Two territorial cats is asking for trouble.
I hope he reconsiders, keeping an animal alone in a tiny space is cruel. Two territorial cats is asking for trouble.
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