Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

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This cunts delusional. He canny even cross the road himself so what makes him think he’d be able to swing roon a pole?! Dafty.
 
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Sorry ma dolls, a bit late, found these vides hiding behind the sofa. so I'm posting them for the wiki (I can and I will)



Affronted he is...

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Nipped into Sainsburys there (smell the wealth) and saw this. When I tell you I felt irrational rage …. Nae debates!

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Ah hope ye let rip at them in the style of Peppergate Martin!

This cunts delusional. He canny even cross the road himself so what makes him think he’d be able to swing roon a pole?! Dafty.
Must be fed up wi polis truncheons and he's moving oan tae fireman's poles.
 
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Wants to put coloured lights on his tree but worried it won’t go with the candy cane lame theme. I smell a change of Xmas decor incoming!
 
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Omg who gives a shit! Just do it if you like it. This is the problem with living your life for strangers on an app
 
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Who gives a fuck what colour lights he has on the monstrosity that is candy cane lane? Nothing will make it look better Maz
 
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Deekz was in the army. He doesn't think many people know that Well, I am shocked....


Absolutely shocked....


That Deekz managed to find this in that den which must be absolutely stuffed with treatits.

 
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Is he trying to deflect that he was also in the Orange army
Hang your head in shame, Derek. You're not worthy of that badge
 
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Nipped into Sainsburys there (smell the wealth) and saw this. When I tell you I felt irrational rage …. Nae debates!

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At first I thought nooooooooooooo!
Then realised neither Cadbury or Sainsbury would be seen dead associating with tat buying Maz!!!!
Cosy is nae his quote!!!! As much as he likes to think it is.
 
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Army my arse!!!!! He’s a fucking munchkin
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
Martin will be pawning the badge first chance he gets so he kin buy sum mair plastic pumpkins.

At first I thought nooooooooooooo!
Then realised neither Cadbury or Sainsbury would be seen dead associating with tat buying Maz!!!!
Cosy is nae his quote!!!! As much as he likes to think it is.
He's tainted the wurd cosy fur me and nae debates.
 
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