This cunts delusional. He canny even cross the road himself so what makes him think he’d be able to swing roon a pole?! Dafty.
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Sorry ma dolls, a bit late, found these vides hiding behind the sofa. so I'm posting them for the wiki (I can and I will)
Affronted he is...
Affronted he is...
Cracks me up how the tv is always blaring away in the background of his stories. He’s so basicSorry ma dolls, a bit late, found these vides hiding behind the sofa. so I'm posting them for the wiki (I can and I will)
Affronted he is...
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Ah hope ye let rip at them in the style of Peppergate Martin!Nipped into Sainsburys there (smell the wealth) and saw this. When I tell you I felt irrational rage …. Nae debates!
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Must be fed up wi polis truncheons and he's moving oan tae fireman's poles.
Wants to put coloured lights on his tree but worried it won’t go with the candy cane lame theme. I smell a change of Xmas decor incoming!
Omg who gives a tit! Just do it if you like it. This is the problem with living your life for strangers on an app
It’s September! Why is he even thinking about Christmas decorations? He’s going to completely dump Candy Cane Lame and have a whole new theme isn’t he?
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He really boils my piss when he does this. He's so feckin immature to make his own bastard mind up. Friggin imbecile
There's so much crap on the tree you can't even see lights.
Deekz was in the army. He doesn't think many people know that 
Well, I am shocked....
Absolutely shocked....
That Deekz managed to find this in that den which must be absolutely stuffed with treatits.
Well, I am shocked....Absolutely shocked....
That Deekz managed to find this in that den which must be absolutely stuffed with treatits.
Is he trying to deflect that he was also in the Orange army 
Hang your head in shame, Derek. You're not worthy of that badge
Hang your head in shame, Derek. You're not worthy of that badge
Only item of Deek’s that we’ve ever seen in the hovel.Deekz was in the army. He doesn't think many people know that
Absolutely shocked....
That Deekz managed to find this in that den which must be absolutely stuffed with treatits.
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At first I thought nooooooooooooo!Nipped into Sainsburys there (smell the wealth) and saw this. When I tell you I felt irrational rage …. Nae debates!
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Then realised neither Cadbury or Sainsbury would be seen dead associating with tat buying Maz!!!!
Cosy is nae his quote!!!! As much as he likes to think it is.
Army my arse!!!!! He’s a bleeping munchkin 
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
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VETERAN!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
someone hold ma wine!! Hahahahahahahaha!!
someone hold ma wine!! Hahahahahahahaha!!
Martin will be pawning the badge first chance he gets so he kin buy sum mair plastic pumpkins.Army my arse!!!!! He’s a bleeping munchkin
EBay £2.99 ma lovlies
He's tainted the wurd cosy fur me and nae debates.
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