Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…

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Haven't been on over the weekend lovelies it's been a bit of a tough one.

Oor wee Betty (of shoving in Home Bargains fame) took a turn for the worse over the weekend and it's now a case of making her comfortable.

Finally caught up on the thread with a few coffees while we wait on the consultant coming back to update us. She always had a good laugh at these threads and if she had been a few years fitter Marion would have found himself upside down amongst the shampoos that day.

I'd appreciate if you could keep her in your thoughts. She's one hell of a woman. Thanks for the laughs tattlers
 
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Thinking of Betty xx
 
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Thinking of Betty. Lots of .
 
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Thinking of you both xx
 
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Tunza Luv tae oor Betty hope she's aw cozy *unlike Marion she actually deserves and has earned the right tae be cozy* Let her know if any of us bump intae Beaky baws we'll be shovin him twice as hard, an rammin that shard caird right up his hoop fur her
 
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So sorry. Lots of love
 
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Awww hope she's feeling better soon love
 
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Ah wunder when Martin changes his clocks? Or is it ma season, ma bespoke time?
I bet he's one of those psychos who sets their clocks 15mins fast so they aren't late for stuff. Even though they know its 15mins fast since they set it 15mins fast to trick themselves.

If you you know. If you don't then get tae know and so forth.
 
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Aw fuck mah lovelie I actually have tears running doon ma bespoke face efter reading this. Am so glad a was in the privacy of my ain house and no oan the train when I read this.

Dead absolutely dead.
 
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Tonsa love to you both hen
 
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So sorry my lovely. She sounds like a lovely woman. Big tattie hearts to you x
 
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I bet he's one of those psychos who sets their clocks 15mins fast so they aren't late for stuff. Even though they know its 15mins fast since they set it 15mins fast to trick themselves.

If you you know. If you don't then get tae know and so forth.
Aw man another thing me and Martin huv goat in common. Ah oanly dae it 5 minutes in advance though and it's cos ma hubby is always late which drives me bonkers.
 
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Aw man another thing me and Martin huv goat in common. Ah oanly dae it 5 minutes in advance though and it's cos ma hubby is always late which drives me bonkers.
Ya wee bespoke psycho ye.

Next ye will be sniffin yer bean if yer no careful.

All the love to wee Betty you and your family x
 
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Hi lovelies - followed Mario for ages (fuck knows why) but canny believe I have only just found this thread!!.
Ive nearly pissed myself already at some of the things on here- and that wiki- im gone!.
 
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