These scents scream Martin. So aye and so forth and so secret.
Wit does it smell like hen? Did ye smell coffee beans before you smelt it or are you no as experienced as Marion Yankee McKnight?Tae be fair hen that is one eh the best scents oot there and one eh ma favourites, itll be swiftly papped in the bin if it becomes his signature xmas scenr but It's absolutely not a Christmas scent in any way shape or formand has been done by a million chandlers and wax makers, even me, for about 3 year as per maz is behind 3 year
Mario Yankee McKnightWit does it smell like hen? Did ye smell coffee beans before you smelt it or are you no as experienced as Marion Yankee McKnight?
Ever thought of being a detective ma loverlieBig secret eh mazda and hannah hensDoesn't take a rocket scientist to flip the pic and find out the name of one of those "bespoke scents" ... cheap as chips at £8 odd a bottle for Be Inspired in the scent "Thousand wishes" ...So Aye.
Martin wankee McKnightMario Yankee McKnight
Oh hen I'm truly bespokely certified in the scent field, even goat a wee certificate and all sorts the only way I can describe it is if Ariana grande and my little pony fartit in a room and left, it literally smells like sugar and a wee lassies perfume you'd find in Claires accessories, VERYYYY feminine and prepubescent is aw I can say, hints of Beyonce heat perfume there anaw and so forthWit does it smell like hen? Did ye smell coffee beans before you smelt it or are you no as experienced as Marion Yankee McKnight?
Dae ye huv yer sessificate oan yer high foot fall hall next tae yer wi Fi password?Oh hen I'm truly bespokely certified in the scent field, even goat a wee certificate and all sorts the only way I can describe it is if Ariana grande and my little pony fartit in a room and left, it literally smells like sugar and a wee lassies perfume you'd find in Claires accessories, VERYYYY feminine and prepubescent is aw I can say, hints of Beyonce heat perfume there anaw and so forth
Thanks ma lovely for this sneak peek behind the scenes of how thread titles are made, exciting things to come oan this appThread suggestion - cleaning with Mario #80 - Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired’s Thousand Wishes
credit tae oor @MaidMarion spine bright hen
Aye and ma black frenchic buzzer is right there anaw wi the ring door bell, so when folk come in and smell the wealth and accumulated fragrances of 18 plug ins 40 dezen burners and think they've walked in tae the perfume coonter in Debenhams they'll have got tae know why and so forth.Dae ye huv yer sessificate oan yer high foot fall hall next tae yer wi Fi password?
Pure quoting masel' and nae debates ...huz Martin been huving a pure sneaky peek at Tattle?He's the Meghan Markle of the wax melt wurld. Puts oot an interview wi Oprah ...ah mean a wee Insta dots of doom aboot how he is gonni start his ain business. Noo he's suddenly goat his ain range with Hannah, but still saying he knows aw the secrets of the trade. Hannah's been Martin'd and nae debates.
We plebs just don't understand the complicated process of getting some bottles through the post, sniffing them and saying which two are your favourite.He picks 2 ready made scent oils and now he is an entrepreneur
Please tell me he isn’t actually trying to compare himself to MM and saying they are both in the public eyeHere's my opinion. You and her are both nasty bitches in your own right. PrickView attachment 1572761
Wait, he's comparing himself to Meghan, ffs there is zero comparison in their situations. Well except both their finances are as thick as shit. I'm sure there is a ginger/orange joke in there too.Here's my opinion. You and her are both nasty bitches in your own right. PrickView attachment 1572761
New thread suggestion “Ariana grande and my little pony fartit in a room and left”Oh hen I'm truly bespokely certified in the scent field, even goat a wee certificate and all sorts the only way I can describe it is if Ariana grande and my little pony fartit in a room and left, it literally smells like sugar and a wee lassies perfume you'd find in Claires accessories, VERYYYY feminine and prepubescent is aw I can say, hints of Beyonce heat perfume there anaw and so forth
Like he’s growing out ring wormThe terrible massacred haircut, like he's growing out ringworm, and the ludicrous eyebrows are what I see first.
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