He's really losing it. Actually paying for that Instagram coaster or whatever it is just proves it. Backward bastard.
I cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he madeWhat is this fresh hell? A fool and his (or wee Deeks) money are easily parted wuz definitely written wi Martin in mind.
Mebbes @hopethishelpsallthebest is tricking us aw wi the fancy photoshopping skills and Martin buys that much shite we believe it
*Scratches heed full of hair*
How dae ye remember u've goat an account Blanche doll? Ah've goat a tattoo oan ma foreheed and still look better than Martin.Are they signs no fur businesses tae put up wae their Insta name so clients can follow them? No fur someboady tae sit in their living room that naeboady ever visits so he can remind himsel he’s got an account.
Think he's been sniffing the glue gun and nae debatesI cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made
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At ma age hen, ah mind nothing and blame everyboady else aboot it. Auld age doesnae come itsel.How dae ye remember u've goat an account Blanche doll? Ah've goat a tattoo oan ma foreheed and still look better than Martin.
Why don't you get one of those wee polar express boxes hen, you know the ones Martin & Orange Deek have - menopausal margrit disnae believe. my polar express box, my rules xxxxxI am officially done. He’s like Santa, not real. Am getting a bauble saying “A dinnae believe”!!!
Aw that’s what a meant hen. A hidWhy don't you get one of those wee polar express boxes hen, you know the ones Martin & Orange Deek have - menopausal margrit disnae believe. my polar express box, my rules xxxxx
I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes tooDid you sent boobies or gash ma lovelie.
I could only stick half the dots, he is one massive bleeping riddle.
My summary, no ma quotes:
- I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
- I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
- I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
- If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
- If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
- I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.
Wonder where it is now ? Crushed in back of. A cupboard ? Rayn using it as a litter tray ? LolI cannae take credit for that ma lovelie, unbelievably its not photoshopped! Look at it ffs, its almost as bad as his centerpiece he made
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That @menopausalmargrit is a right minge teasing bastard*I’ll DM them so ya can see yourself aren’t we all still waiting on @menopausalmargrit to send us nudes too
Death ahahhahahaI could only stick half the dots, he is one massive bleeping riddle.
My summary, no ma quotes:
- I cannae believe its 4 years, it feels like forever but so quick
- I’ve had a no bad Monday but I’ve had an awful Monday.
- I don’t know how to describe this feeling but I’d call it a full oan panic attack.
- If I socialise wae close pals I feel sick, but I’ve nae pals.
- If I go somewhere I feel sick but I stay at home and don’t go out.
- I was totally fine on the bus but an almighty feeling of being sick, cold and burning hot.
All I can hear is Marion scrambling to get another payday loan to buy whatever shite she is bringing out !Ker ching!. That's the sound of your mate Hinch making more money, Maz
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