Ye need tae get yer Kerry Katonas checked ma lovelie, it's a reset day.Rest day ! What is he resting from
If it wiz a rest day it wud probably be fae polishing pumpkins and truncheons.
Tonsa luv
Ye need tae get yer Kerry Katonas checked ma lovelie, it's a reset day.Rest day ! What is he resting from
I’m Scottish through and through but jeeezzzz even I can’t keep up when he’s talking, how must the rest of the non Scot’s think when watching him ! Actually embarrassed for the slang and speed skating voice! No wonder no one wants to work with him, great advertisement that would be! Cringe.com No wonder Sophie didn’t visit him she didn’t have a translator. Sort yourself out MARIO
Well hen, welcome tae the thread. Let me introduce masel. Am Blanche, Scottish and ah speak fluent Marion. Make yersel et hame and May ah suggest a look et the wiki and familiarise yersel wae the lingo. Tonsa love.I’m Scottish through and through but jeeezzzz even I can’t keep up when he’s talking, how must the rest of the non Scot’s think when watching him ! Actually embarrassed for the slang and speed skating voice! No wonder no one wants to work with him, great advertisement that would be! Cringe.com No wonder Sophie didn’t visit him she didn’t have a translator. Sort yourself out MARIO
I don’t care that they’re living in a council flat, I think housing should be a human right, not a privilege. But like you said, he’s spending all his money on shite that will end up in a landfill instead of going on holiday etc then trys to make out we’re all jealous trolls. Fuckup Martin.I wouldn’t mind so much if they were staying there so they could save up to eventually buy her dream home ! Or preferring to live somewhere tit so they could travel and experience the world ! But they are doing neither ! It is literally to buy shite and add to the global warming Crisis !
Remember the days he use to walk past the massive house and say “one day” well one day will not happen Marion if you keep buying shite ! I challenge you to do 6 months of spending on only essential items ! Maybe that will make you realise how much crap you don’t need !
But then Marion probs expects someone to gift him a house lol I bet he was fuming when he heard Hinch gave her old home to someone who wasn’t him
Yass Blanche. Get the dialect snobs told.Well hen, welcome tae the thread. Let me introduce masel. Am Blanche, Scottish and ah speak fluent Marion. Make yersel et hame and May ah suggest a look et the wiki and familiarise yersel wae the lingo. Tonsa love.
Wonder if he ever thinks about why he’s put on 5 stone since he started on this app? All those meals out and getting cosy on the concrete blocks I think! He’s too dense to look inward and join those dots though…. So… castelvecchi on Tuesday then!?Why does he think people want to rest and "get cosy"? bleeping idiot thinks everyone wants to sit on their fat arses, wrap themselves in blankets, light candles and eat beige food - muppet!
Im fluent Maz tooYass Blanche. Get the dialect snobs told.
Back in yer ain lane hen he is resting and trying not to get anxious thinking aboot how he's going to get over the front door tomorrow and rest the week trying to avoid any debt collectors chapping the doorRest day ! What is he resting from
It’s that Hollywood wumin, she’d probably drive 8 hours if it meant attention fae Marion.As if he's had someone to go to 8 tescos to get him more leaf dish things. What a bleeping imbecile.
Learn to drive then and get a car you scrote.
Sometimes when I go to post on other threads I need to remember they might not speak Martin and have to spell properly.Im fluent Maz too
Why has he brought his duvet with him?!
Probably no used tae his ain honking smell as he burns that many wax melts. Kin see the wax melt glow oaf his bespoke bedsit fae space.
#cosy get tae knowWhy has he brought his duvet with him?!
Ma pert nosed lovelie, give a toss of your abundant hair and take a ( fish scented) leaf out of Beaky's book, go too and treat your bf's credit card as Marion treats Deek's!My bf wants to go into another town to buy new clothes, but I might as well stay home - have enough for a cheap lunch, but that's it, even though I've been working overtime, I just can't afford to spend more than I need to, so it's upsetting as I'd love to treat myself to some new clothes in Primark, but that's how it is, so seeing this bleeping idiot wasting hundreds and hundreds of pounds on rubbish for a bloody season makes me mad!
Oh well, at least my bf isn't a racist that has disgusting views, I'm not bleeping ugly, have more than 3 hairs and a normal nose!