Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

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Madge2022

Fanta lemon said:
Lovely material, soft and POLYESTER do not belong in the same sentence! What a tube. And he doesn't care if they're short, the heating is on full blast all the time....he's going to have some shock come winter
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Like his sweet Pinot greeeegio
 
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Eastendgirl2020

And he’ll be sitting there in his synthetic “soft polyester” non-degradable kat slater jammies that will pollute the fucking earth for years to come. So aye.
 
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Bianca Del Rio

Ahhh ma lovelies, that wee red coat takes me back to simpler times in his Debenhams days when he used to go on jaunts oot to the local working men’s club with the old birds from Rocha John Rocha and Star by Julien Macdonald.
 
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DaisyDeluxe


Youse my code… YOUSE?! He’s having a fucking laugh, isn’t he? He has to be! Surely no one could be that thick. No wonder you’re not an influencer Mazda!
 
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SuzyE

He really fancies himself in GQ
The feck are those ugly things on his feet?!

They're so cheap because Shein make all their range in China. And you can tell because those scarves are practically see through


Hope he puts these synthetic things on for us to see
 
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teaandgoss101

Eastendgirl2020 said:
And he’ll be sitting there in his synthetic “soft polyester” non-degradable kat slater jammies that will pollute the fucking earth for years to come. So aye.
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I hope he doesn’t stand to close to an open flame in them … he and his tat cave will go up in flames quicker than you can say “not ma quote”
 
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fuzzylilmanpeach

The announcement that he doesn’t wear jammies to bed is gonny result in ma dinner coming back up.

also “youse my code” has annoyed me more than it should.
 
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Wanpoodog27

I’m clutching ma beak here watching him flounce about in them pjs!!! Kat slater eat your heart out hen!!!! Back in ma Lane I go!!!
 
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ScottishMammy92

High neck polo? Whit?!

Three dress coats? Whit fur?! Aw they days oot in the hoose aw cosy in case he hus a overheating episode panic attack?!

Canny breathe fur laughing ma lovelies. Call me mental but how many coats do you need when you never go anywhere? Never seen him go an autumn wintum walk other than to his work and back.

I'm howling. This fucker is trolling us I swear. When I tell you I RAN HERE
 
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Babybail93

That fucking hair! It looks like he’s had a patch shaved fae brain surgery and it’s just started tae grow back!

We know he doesn’t have a brain though, so that theory is oot
 
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Poptart

Those pajamas Howling omg He's got to be a wind up account I'm not having it otherwise. FFS.
 
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teaandgoss101

fuzzylilmanpeach said:
The announcement that he doesn’t wear jammies to bed is gonny result in ma dinner coming back up.

also “youse my code” has annoyed me more than it should.
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I’m sure I’ve seen him all cozy in bed in his Jammies !
He will defo need them when he canny afford to wear his leccie bill

I thought his flooring was grey ? Has he changed it again ?
 
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