Never actually seen anyone dance like that before, wondering if he throws shapes like that when he’s actually oot. Closest thing I can thing of is those cheesy people out of StepsThis video makes me pish myself no matter how many times I watch it. It’s like something an 11 year old girl might do and film. Imagine walking in to see your fully grown boyfriend doing thisI’d lob him out the window and nae debates
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HAHAHHA. It’s scorching - got some bespoke sunburn todayAww cosy and dressed for a nice August dayView attachment 1532301
he’s not right in the head
Not another sleeping bag coat 
Why are they even home? Any normal person would be out on their birthday, especially on a day like today.
Why are they even home? Any normal person would be out on their birthday, especially on a day like today.Mario hen I’m pyoor scunnered and feeling very let down the noo. Two days I’ve been waiting to see your blouse and youve gone and recycled last years horrific striped number.. klarna on your ass ma lovelie and nae debates …
130 quidAww cosy and dressed for a nice August day
what's that now 1k almost in last few weeks, that's him home cosy now spent he's petty/birthday cash.Spent his birthday how he does every weekend.
Another treatit hisself for the wiki.
Would I be swerving outta ma lane if I updated his treatit hisself section on the Wiki? Can anyone edit it? I need tae get tae know.
A wee duvet coat £130
When I seen the outfit for today I knew he reminded me of someone , Bert fae Sesame Street . Friggin double , except Bert’s got more hair and looks more healthier than oor Marion .
Bert and Ernie , first gay couple on Sesame Street and don’t they look like Dumb and Dumber (Marion and oor Deek ) Ernie even has the same vacant / stoned look as Deek too .
Bert and Ernie , first gay couple on Sesame Street and don’t they look like Dumb and Dumber (Marion and oor Deek ) Ernie even has the same vacant / stoned look as Deek too .
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Ma lovelie130 quid
Spent his birthday how he does every weekend.
August 2022
For Autumn 2022.
About £160-180 on this haul.
Autumn bits for his bed, Orange towel for his bathroom, Pom poms on sticks for his vases, Porcelain pumpkins, Black candle sticks
Various autumn bits, Cauldron wax melt burner, Wooden autumn coasters, Pillowcases for his bed, Pillowcases for his wee sofa,
17/08/22 - Soaps £13 for 2. UGG "sleepers" - £80 (?) Air fryer - £100 approx
18/08/22 - £17 - Emily made him do it.
20/08/22 - Washing basket £19. 3 glass jars £10.50
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Timberland boots (£90 and 108). 2 pairs.
Duvet coat worth £130
Bespoke hot chocolate
Various meals out
At least when he's nae heatin this winter his tootsies will be cosey in his ugg slippers or timberlands and superdry duvet.
Wee Deek is fucked.
Wee Deek is fucked.
I've watched this a few times (might go and watch again, could do with a laughThis video makes me pish myself no matter how many times I watch it. It’s like something an 11 year old girl might do and film. Imagine walking in to see your fully grown boyfriend doing this
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) and it looks like he's on a treadmil - bloody idiot! 
Fucksake. Another woodlouse coat (not ma quote unfortunately). Marion! You go to work, to B&M and to a variety of places that sell beige food. You do NOT need 47 winter coats! Actually though, he will need them, he’s spunked all their money on tit so he’ll have to wear all his coats at once in the bedsit this winter.
That coat looks like a bloody quilt/bed spread! And paired with the boots, he looks stupid! 
And paired with the boots, he looks stupid! 
When he’s oot he does the two step and just stares at the floor. We’ve seen a video from a family party haha
Fucks sake man let it go! Your filler has deflated quicker than a breast feeding tit!!
How stupid does he look?!Aww cosy and dressed for a nice August day
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Another padded coat in just a few months. This backward bastard needs a padded cell more.
That new grey coat makes him look like an elephant penis. Nae debates.
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