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bleeping hell I thought BIG mama was a heefer but she makes oor Marion look like the Pilsbury doughboy in that picture
39 and all he has to show off is a pair of timby boots and a new sleeping bag #birthdaygoals
#birthdaygoals
For someone who wasn’t going to be on the app much this weekend he’s not been bleeping aff it! Do we need to see every birthday message!?! Oh aye of course we do otherwise we wouldn’t know how many friends he has
He’s making me feel sick with his rancid face all over this app! 
I wonder if the “beautiful products” from his sister will be suitable for his highly sensitive skin.
I wonder if the “beautiful products” from his sister will be suitable for his highly sensitive skin.
He keeps adding ‘more photos to come’ and ‘can’t wait to see you soon’ to some of the birthday reposts. Do you think he actually has plans with them or it’s just for our benefit?
Face facts, Maz. He just can't be arsed to be seen out with a greedy, whiney little narcissist anymore.
And let derek keep some dignity by not posting pictures of him like that. You're a pure hole.
And let derek keep some dignity by not posting pictures of him like that. You're a pure hole.
Wee Deek looks like a poor wee lamb there
Poor Deek, maybe if you actually ate decent home cooked food with fruit n veg you would both look and feel better! No wonder you both always have the 
. If he’s poorly let the poor guy go to bed. Not on the concrete sofa!
. If he’s poorly let the poor guy go to bed. Not on the concrete sofa!Attachments
Poor Deek, hope ma wee wain gets well soon 
"Lucky we don't have any plans"....or she'd have a right wee witch fit for ruining everything. Selfish cow.
Only these friends are just insta one's. Where's the real friends that most of us have had in our lives for years?. This dick doesn't seem to have any, so that says it all about the horrible little scroat.
See if my partner posted pics of me Like that I would be mortified. Why does this wee bawbag think its ok to publicly humiliate Deek like that. Rancid beaky wee bastard 
Anyone else think he’s wearing the same horrific birthday shirt from last year to prove to us trolls that it still fits? 
Derek's got the shits..... and Marlon is RAGING! 
#deserved
#deserved
Aye she's the only wan that's allowed tae hiv the bespoke shittersDerek's got the shits..... and Marlon is RAGING!
#deserved
. Why gin Maz? Why not treat yourself to some more of your sweet Pinot? Love life for now 
Is Derek really unwell or does he not want to admit he wanted to be home cosy by 5pm .
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