Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx

[Kat__lax]

God I actually hate him.

Love the tea on the debt collection situ, might have guessed it

Genuinely can’t believe people are influenced by him #MartinMadeMeDoIt fair enough if you’ve got enough disposable income or petty cash but to frivolously splurge on seasonal decor for a tat cave not one person ever visits is mind blowing.

Looking forward to his weekend antics on the old vino, a lovely 6 pound bottle of pish water mixed with barrs lemonade, maybe get some fresh raspberries straight out the freezer.

No wonder Del is out his tree you’d need to be. Funny how he bought the wine for himself then said they will get koppaberg ciders for Derek, why not purchase them when you did the wine? Forever Derek is treated like an after thought, it’s vile. Imagine being in a relationship like that, you just couldn’t. I love my family with all my heart and I’d do anything for them I’d go without so they could have nae debates on that.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Someboady jist wrote this in the autumn thread and ah cannae stop laughing, “duck IT IN ITS LEAFY ARSE” every time he posts autumn shite that’s aw all think noo

 

[Madge2022]

The silly tart has seasonal hand wash now Sad bastard
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Do vanilla and almond actually smell of much? I see he has named his ninja hen

View attachment 1506526Someboady jist wrote this in the autumn thread and ah cannae stop laughing, “duck IT IN ITS LEAFY ARSE” every time he posts autumn shite that’s aw all think noo

Had a wee swatch at that thread, cud huv sworn this wiz Martin talking about his autumn jurney wi his son wee Deek.

 

[Misssj80]

Marionisms, brilliant

Haven't been all the way through but some photo highlights including the Squinty McGinty in the wild, ah luv it when that particular headshot is used.

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Tell us again Derek what you see in Martin?

 

[hazelw]

£13 on bleeping hand soap there! What’s wrong wae a bottle of Carex?

i import mine way cheaper he’s now on the bath and body works trend 🫣

 

[SuzyE]

Do vanilla and almond actually smell of much? I see he has named his ninja hen



Had a wee swatch at that thread, cud huv sworn this wiz Martin talking about his autumn jurney wi his son wee Deek.

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Let's see if we get to see his culinary skills with it. I'm going to say the first one is chips with his manky stir fry

View attachment 1506526Someboady jist wrote this in the autumn thread and ah cannae stop laughing, “duck IT IN ITS LEAFY ARSE” every time he posts autumn shite that’s aw all think noo

Do they want to join us here? . They'll love Maz

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Could we get a treatit hisself list on the Wiki?

This is in less than a week. Didn't someone say he spent about £160-180 on his haul alone?

Autumn bits for his bed
Orange towel for his bathroom
Pom poms on sticks for his vasies
Porcelain pumpkins
Black candle sticks
Various autumn bits
Cauldron wax melt burner
Wooden autumn coasters
Pillow cases for his bed
Pillow cases for his wee sofa

Soaps- £13 for 2

UGG "sleepers" - £80 (?)

Air fryer - £100 approx

 

[Babybail93]

Could we get a treatit hisself list on the Wiki?

This is in less than a week. Didn't someone say he spent about £160-180 on his haul alone?

Autumn bits for his bed
Orange towel for his bathroom
Pom poms on sticks for his vasies
Porcelain pumpkins
Black candle sticks
Various autumn bits
Cauldron wax melt burner
Wooden autumn coasters
Pillow cases for his bed
Pillow cases for his wee sofa

Soaps- £13 for 2

UGG "sleepers" - £80 (?)

Air fryer - £100 approx


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It’s disgusting when you see it all laid out like this isn’t it? That’s a good £500 this month alone

 

[SuzyE]

I got the chips right, not sure what that liquid is though

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Look at Dereks wee little Christmas tree, all proud 🥲 before Marion came along and subjected him to candy cane lame and a house full of tat

 

[Babybail93]

I got the chips right, not sure what that liquid is though
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I think that’s the mayflower curry sauce. SAUCE, no soup. Although the size of that bowl you could be mistaken for thinking it’s soup. The greedy little pig

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I got the chips right, not sure what that liquid is though
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That sauce is what I imagine yesterday's looked like on the way oot. Sorry.

 

[avabella]

His head is so incredibly flat

 

[Misssj80]

I got the chips right, not sure what that liquid is though
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Curry sauce or diarrhea??!!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

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Look at Dereks wee little Christmas tree, all proud 🥲 before Marion came along and subjected him to candy cane lame and a house full of tat

Awk, look at the wee flair boards covered in paint X

 

[Babybail93]

His head is so incredibly flat

His maw couldnae bring herself tae pick it up as a wean. So it has flat heid syndrome the noo. Cannae say I blame her

He needs one of those wee crash helmets the weans have tae fix their heid shape

 

[lala8]

Wae aw they cawnles and the amount of combustible material he’s got shoved doon the back of the sofa the cooncil should label him a fire risk!
Thread Suggestion - Hoarding wae Martin
Apologies if it’s been suggested afore ma luvlies tunsalov

 

[SuzyE]

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Look at Dereks wee little Christmas tree, all proud 🥲 before Marion came along and subjected him to candy cane lame and a house full of tat

Kick him out Derek and get your life back

 

[paperbackwriter89]

I’d take ten a Deek with his little tree and nae crapet over Marion, his hideous hoarding and candy cane lame.

 

[#noinfluencer]

The silly tart has seasonal hand wash now Sad bastard
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Oh FFS! I like nice smelling hand wash, but that's ridiculous!