That's just who he is ma lovelie and he isn't changing for anyone, his page, his rools! So aye.
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Hence the button mushroom ma lovelieDon’t they say the size of the feet show the size of the sausage 🤏
My manager is from Glasgow and whenever he says ‘so on and so forth’ or ‘mebbes’ I can not control myself. Full on clutching ma beak dailyDoes anyone else catch themselves nearly hitting out with a "nae debates" or a "no ma quote" in actual conversation? Or am I just losing the place entirely
I’ve seen myself saying nae debates quite often and also ending a sentence or a text with so ayeMy manager is from Glasgow and whenever he says ‘so on and so forth’ or ‘mebbes’ I can not control myself. Full on clutching ma beak daily
I’m mair tapped in the heid than him obvs
I say bespoke and variations of it about the most random shite now, it’s so annoying 
the other day I said my coffee was bespokely made to order and my friend was like ??? 
???
Also love the fact that Marion is pretending like his birthday weekend is going to be a banger. He wishes
wonder if he’ll get the big “39” balloons this year?🫠
the other day I said my coffee was bespokely made to order and my friend was like ??? ???Also love the fact that Marion is pretending like his birthday weekend is going to be a banger. He wishes
wonder if he’ll get the big “39” balloons this year?🫠
I’ve started saying “and nae debates “ to the husband (usually when I’m trying to prove a point)
Constantly tell him to stay in his own lane
And use so aye more often than I should
I’m Scottish so kind of get away with it. Nae debates on ma comment
) Constantly tell him to stay in his own lane
And use so aye more often than I should
I’m Scottish so kind of get away with it. Nae debates on ma comment
Marion hen majority of your commenters are middle aged women or grannies looking to get some for their gran wains for Christmas.
Why do these people go 'nuts' or 'mad' for the crap he buys
Nae debates but maybe on day he will use
There
Their
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Why do these people go 'nuts' or 'mad' for the crap he buys
Nae debates but maybe on day he will use
There
Their
They're
Properly.
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Prepare yourself, I'm sounding like a broken record but how the actual funk can he spend so much on shite?
Available in grey, brown or khaki yet his brother has got him a brown pair for his birthdayMarion hen majority of your commenters are middle aged women or grannies looking to get some for their gran wains for Christmas.
Why do these people go 'nuts' or 'mad' for the crap he buys
I passed a work colleague today, he's well over 6ft big bloke etc humming away to Eminem and out pops "sing it hen" from my mouth. It actually stopped us both in out tracks
I’m on tenterhooks to see what he pairs with his timbys. Im hoping for some low rise cargo pants a la every generic boyband from the 90s 
anyway it’s FINALLY raining where I am after weeks and weeks of heat so that’s me got the electric blanket and plush pumpkins oot
never mind the fact it’s 24 degrees and august I’m living my life as I should nae debates 
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anyway it’s FINALLY raining where I am after weeks and weeks of heat so that’s me got the electric blanket and plush pumpkins oot
never mind the fact it’s 24 degrees and august I’m living my life as I should nae debates xxx
Ma lovelies maybe a need ma Kerry’s testing but if it’s his and dereks 4th anniversary then why is his first post from the tat cave September 2018 did he cuckoo Derek BEFORE they were together? I don’t know but I want to get tae know..
did he cuckoo Derek BEFORE they were together? I don’t know but I want to get tae know..
How long have they been engaged?
They were either bum chums fur a while afore official or he moved in tae the bespoke bedsit awffy quick.Ma lovelies maybe a need ma Kerry’s testing but if it’s his and dereks 4th anniversary then why is his first post from the tat cave September 2018
He just wants to show Tattle how much he really spent on them. Only £108.Marion hen majority of your commenters are middle aged women or grannies looking to get some for their gran wains for Christmas.
Why do these people go 'nuts' or 'mad' for the crap he buys
Nae debates but maybe on day he will use
There
Their
They're
Properly.
Hens, Who had the bedsit first? And who moved in wi who? Swerving oot ma oan lane here []
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Am sorry but at 39 why the duck is his brother buying him timberland boots for his birthday? He is an adult not a bleeping child. A card and a small gift is sufficient. Not £100+ boots but then again wee beggy beggy will have been hinting like duck for themAvailable in grey, brown or khaki yet his brother has got him a brown pair for his birthday
What an absolute turd of a man!!! 39 years old and gets treatit like a 5 yr old in his birthday
#notcool
It was Deek’s first. There’s pictures on Facebook when he first moved in. 2016 maybe and no sign of Mario. It’s actually quite sweet to read how excited and proud Derek was to get his own placeHens, Who had the bedsit first? And who moved in wi who? Swerving oot ma oan lane here
Must be there engagement anniversary as they had another 4 year anniversary in 2019…
Covering up wee deek hand cos monzo didn't get him an engagement ring cos it's awww abooot him so aye
Oh my god and Martin has taken it away from himIt was Deek’s first. There’s pictures on Facebook when he first moved in. 2016 maybe and no sign of Mario. It’s actually quite sweet to read how excited and proud Derek was to get his own place
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