I'm sure they've been engaged 4 yrs, the pic he posted was posted also in 2019 saying 1st anniversary of engagement, not sure how long they were together before engagement.
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And he is banished to the bedroom every time he wants to watch the footieOh my god and Martin has taken it away from him
Here’s the big question, will they actually ever get married? 
I reckon there is more chance of Jack Monroe paying her taxes. *If you know you know. If you don't know then get to knowHere’s the big question, will they actually ever get married?
4 years you say Marion? Might want to remember that next time you're droning on about having kitchen appliances for 6 years in the flat that was once Deek's wee safe space which you have now run roughshod over. Nae debates about this.
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It's been 4 years since they got engaged ma lovelie.
Maz pinning doon Deek's little digits with his strangler hawns! 
He's got more chance of eating 5 fruit and veg in a day then they have getting married. Nae debates oan my post!
He's got more chance of eating 5 fruit and veg in a day then they have getting married. Nae debates oan my post!
“The boy did good” - with a photie of stuff he’s bought himself, pretending Deek gives a titI think we should do a Marion Birthday Bingo! If nothing else it’ll give him some ideas of what to do this weekend
Balloon wave
Luxe Candles he only lights for the photie and then blows out so they’ll last for 15 year (like the make up)
Outfit photie in the mirror - either a Pat Butcher speshul or an officers club autumnal heed tae toe wrapped up, in 20+ weather
A bus trip
Shopping bags
Gettin aw cosy at 4.30pm with a cheese less cheeseboard and a lethal one of these
on the tapas n joos table, with a halloween movie on the offset disnae fit in the hole tellyJam Jar / Penjuuulum / Linwood Farm / Castleveeeechay
Sharing msgs fae the “skin n blister” and “big bro” and/or photies fae the nursing home conservatory
Moaning about his life slipping away afore his kerrykatonas because he’ll be 40
what huv a missed ma lovelies???
That engagement ring don't match one's she is currently wearing don't tell me he traded wee deed Derek's and got himself a wee bespoke one choose especially for Himself?
Prick
Prick
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Selfie, leg bent with his new timberlands on“The boy did good” - with a photie of stuff he’s bought himself, pretending Deek gives a tit
Balloon wave
Luxe Candles he only lights for the photie and then blows out so they’ll last for 15 year (like the make up)
Outfit photie in the mirror - either a Pat Butcher speshul or an officers club autumnal heed tae toe wrapped up, in 20+ weather
A bus trip
Shopping bags
Gettin aw cosy at 4.30pm with a cheese less cheeseboard and a lethal one of these
Jam Jar / Penjuuulum / Linwood Farm / Castleveeeechay
Sharing msgs fae the “skin n blister” and “big bro” and/or photies fae the nursing home conservatory
Moaning about his life slipping away afore his kerrykatonas because he’ll be 40and has achieved absolutely duck all in his empty pathetic life
what huv a missed ma lovelies???
Is he sure it’s his 4th anniversary, seems to change every year
.Selfie pouting with some ootadate lipgloss on the crustiesSelfie, leg bent with his new timberlands on
Is he sure it’s his 4th anniversary, seems to change every year
First someone calls him a beaky mutant and now his hands are strangler hawnsMaz pinning doon Deek's little digits with his strangler hawns!
He's got more chance of eating 5 fruit and veg in a day then they have getting married. Nae debates oan my post!
Ahm clutching ma beak hens ahm actually crying the tears of laughter
What wee Deek spent oan them as they wur a complete surprise tae Martin.He just wants to show Tattle how much he really spent on them. Only £108.
Awh hen naw that's absaloote abuse there! Poor Deek. No wonder he's smoking an Ounce a weekAnd he is banished to the bedroom every time he wants to watch the footie
🫠Do people celebrate engagement anniversaries? Mind you, I knew of a couple who had a party for their silver wedding anniversary and they had split up about eight years before.
He did get a replacement ring, but l cant remember the reason why?. Hopefully the others might
Lost it up Deek's back package.He did get a replacement ring, but l cant remember the reason why?. Hopefully the others might
Em naw!Here’s the big question, will they actually ever get married?
I take it personally hen cause I love the footieAwh hen naw that's absaloote abuse there! Poor Deek. No wonder he's smoking an Ounce a week
He did aye. I’m sure he said he damaged his original one and it wasn’t shiny etc enough now. Or some pish. Basically a lot of mince so that he could spend more money.He did get a replacement ring, but l cant remember the reason why?. Hopefully the others might
Oh the money he has wasted
unbelievable amounts! Today is 4 years since their engagement but it’s my firm belief that they were only together 9ish months before getting engaged. So aye…. He’s a cuckooing turd and so forth.
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