Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

[Manbagzda]

Are we going oan a wee door handle jurrrney ma hens

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Show us the shite behind the door Martin!!!!

 

[twilightgarden]

He’ll be stomping about with a greetin face this weekend cos his feet hurt in his boots he hasn’t broken in
But that’s the price you pay for DeSiGnEr ma lovelies! We move!

 

[SuzyE]

He's always swearing lately. Bastard flairs now. As well as the bleep washings.

That'll be for our benefit because we always mention it, but he doesn't realise he just plays into our hands

Those boots will come in handy when he has to run from the bailiffs though
New stiff boots, hot weather, hot feet = blisters. We watch and wait

Clean ever second day my arse. Call yourself a cleaner you dirty woman

 

[Madge2022]

That'll be for our benefit because we always mention it, but he doesn't realise he just plays into our hands

Those boots will come in handy when he has to run from the bailiffs though
New stiff boots, hot weather, hot feet = blisters. We watch and wait
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Clean ever second day my arse. Call yourself a cleaner you dirty woman
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Whits he daeing, kidding oan he's a breakdancer and spinning his bare erse oan them?

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Why does he need not one, but TWO pairs of Timberlands? Is the hike to B&M really that treacherous?

All these shoe ghosts of Mario past - where do they go?! The Goochees? The New Balance Trainers? The millions of other trainers? The sliders? WHERE does he store them all in the bedsit?!

I think he wears them once for the gram and then returns them. And is a proper Karen about it in the shops.

Edit: I wonder if he has Depop?

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

That'll be for our benefit because we always mention it, but he doesn't realise he just plays into our hands

Those boots will come in handy when he has to run from the bailiffs though
New stiff boots, hot weather, hot feet = blisters. We watch and wait
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Clean ever second day my arse. Call yourself a cleaner you dirty woman
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That will be all the dirt he walks in after climbing the communal junkie stairs in Paisley towers my lovely. I’d love to see that hallway, I bet you it’s bleeping rotten

 

[SuzyE]

Love how he tries to make out that he has a perfect view.
Get those bins, overgrown grass, rubbish and train track in the picture Maz

Why does he need not one, but TWO pairs of Timberlands? Is the hike to B&M really that treacherous?

All these shoe ghosts of Mario past - where do they go?! The Goochees? The New Balance Trainers? The millions of other trainers? The sliders? WHERE does he store them all in the bedsit?!

I think he wears them once for the gram and then returns them. And is a proper Karen about it in the shops.

Edit: I wonder if he has Depop?

The brother got him the second pair for his birthday

 

[liltatling]

Marion this weekend nae debates

I'm sure someone who is a much better person than I am can photoshop his face and the Timberlands on

 

[maidmaz]

Are we going oan a wee door handle jurrrney ma hens

Nah this comment bet the old painted on one is on the other side

 

[melonsandlemons]

To confirm ma lovelies he's a size 6. I remembered he did a fashion haul before so ayye nae banana boat feet fur oor Marion, I could borrow he's black Nike trainers with Pink but ayye never seen them since.

Oh gosh you know what they say about the size of mens feet 🤏

Poor Derek!

 

[orangeboom]

Aye marion but you’re not meant to wash the bastard flair with your sharty bog water

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Love how he tries to make out that he has a perfect view.
Get those bins, overgrown grass, rubbish and train track in the picture Maz
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So zoomed in the trees look like Lego. Bet he took that pic from his sofa the other side of the living room so aye. Lazy toad.

 

[mrsshim62]

Feck orf, it's summer. View attachment 1523642

Yer aw wrang!! HM is at her bespoke residence in the bonniest of bonney Scotlands!! But……. (Da,da,da…dots of doom), do we think she did a Grinch and didn’t stoap by til see Marion? He’ll be oan soon complaining about they snakes from the big smoke 🪱🪱 tattie scones, hens

 

[Spottydog]

Your husband cooks the bleep tea ma lovely aye that disnae happen in this hoose

It's well deserved mate smell the wifey wealth n all that

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

That'll be for our benefit because we always mention it, but he doesn't realise he just plays into our hands

Those boots will come in handy when he has to run from the bailiffs though
New stiff boots, hot weather, hot feet = blisters. We watch and wait
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Clean ever second day my arse. Call yourself a cleaner you dirty woman
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Mr Isa, kids and I plus a small dog don't even make our floors manky like that, but we take shoes off at door even if we don't with flash floors wipes our floors still aren't that manky
I'm not being posh saying shoes of at door just gives me dirty ground, dog tit, snails, mud etc ma hame, ma rules nae debates

 

[Madge2022]

Why does he need not one, but TWO pairs of Timberlands? Is the hike to B&M really that treacherous?

All these shoe ghosts of Mario past - where do they go?! The Goochees? The New Balance Trainers? The millions of other trainers? The sliders? WHERE does he store them all in the bedsit?!

I think he wears them once for the gram and then returns them. And is a proper Karen about it in the shops.

Edit: I wonder if he has Depop?

Oh ffs ah'd luv a Martin Depop jurney

Mr Isa, kids and I plus a small dog don't even make our floors manky like that, but we take shoes off at door even if we don't with flash floors wipes our floors still aren't that manky
I'm not being posh saying shoes of at door just gives me dirty ground, dog tit, snails, mud etc ma hame, ma rules nae debates

Ur ye oan a wee Japanese jurney Isa hen, they huv a nae shoes oan ma bespoke flairs rule as well.

 

[BananaClub]

Oor Sadie has a very long limp looking upper arm, av just noticed that

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Oor Sadie has a very long limp looking upper arm, av just noticed that

Blooming hell ..thats one rough looking woman/man ..wonder if she’s got her £5 shoes on

 

[Poptart]

Mr Isa, kids and I plus a small dog don't even make our floors manky like that, but we take shoes off at door even if we don't with flash floors wipes our floors still aren't that manky
I'm not being posh saying shoes of at door just gives me dirty ground, dog tit, snails, mud etc ma hame, ma rules nae debates

He doesn't take his shoes off in the house cos he goes duck all place to wear them so has to get his birthday money's worth.

 

[giftedyoumeangrifted]

Does anyone else catch themselves nearly hitting out with a "nae debates" or a "no ma quote" in actual conversation? Or am I just losing the place entirely

I do! my favourite is saying ‘get tae duck’ when I’ve come off a Teams call at work that I thought was shite