Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

[Spottydog]

Where do we think Marion is off to this weekend where he could wear his new timberlands?? A romantic woodland stroll for two through Beirut? A stomp through B&M? Maybe a well deserved lunch at Jam Jar?

The more I look at them they can't be any bigger than a 4 maybe 5 at a push right?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

 

[Madge2022]

What does one have to do to feel like they deserve a chippy?

Nae pickles so jokes oan him and so forth.

 

[muscadet]

Those boots look like they are made for weans with special needs

 

[Madge2022]

Where do we think Marion is off to this weekend where he could wear his new timberlands?? A romantic woodland stroll for two through Beirut? A stomp through B&M? Maybe a well deserved lunch at Jam Jar?

Aw, that's nice he bought Rayn the wean or as Martin likes tae call her a wee tit, matching boots.

 

[Sloppys]

I was driving past my local B&M earlier and I saw a poster for klarna in the window. I’ve come home and looked and B&M are now accepting klarna as payment! Incoming haul this weekend ma lovelies. Spine bright

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Is this for my benefit because I said the other day that the 90’s called? I feel honoured Martin.

 

[melonsandlemons]

How tiny are his feet…?! Ordered from the kids section did he!

 

[Bee Sting]

You deserve nothing you greasy little scroat
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She comes out with the same pish patterIs that Stork margarine slapped on the bread

 

[Madge2022]

The more I look at them they can't be any bigger than a 4 maybe 5 at a push right?

Best people ur a size 4, well known #fact

 

[orangeboom]

Aw the wee vile boots fae the wee vile shite

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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Is this for my benefit because I said the other day that the 90’s called? I feel honoured Martin.

Grey tho, just no.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

To confirm ma lovelies he's a size 6. I remembered he did a fashion haul before so ayye nae banana boat feet fur oor Marion, I could borrow he's black Nike trainers with Pink but ayye never seen them since.

 

[Ratgrrl]

Omg them boots are for weans nae debates!

I was driving past my local B&M earlier and I saw a poster for klarna in the window. I’ve come home and looked and B&M are now accepting klarna as payment! Incoming haul this weekend ma lovelies. Spine bright

My local beauty salon has a sign in window saying klarna accepted. So I wonder if his lips and lashes were also on klarna lol

 

[Babybail93]

The dolly boots! Fucks sake Mario, have a day off

 

[JoeExotic]

Chips look half decent but I always wonder how Scotland gets fish and chips so wrong. The fish never look edible.

Back in yer aine lane ye go.

 

[Saffron08]

His feet are gonna honk to high heaven in those boots at the weekend, he's socks will be sweating wet that's just vile.

 

[G&TGal II]

How tiny are his feet…?! Ordered from the kids section did he!

If he thought his "Gucci" gave him sore feet, wait till he goes stomping in his Timberlands. Even on the brand website it suggests you stretch and soften your boots rather than run the risk of rubbing and blisters. We'll be having a wee Compeed journey this weekend and his ankles will be giving him gyp.
Marion, thickest wool socks on son, wear them in the house and at long last you have a use for your Dyson hairdryer to give the more unforgiving areas of your boots a quick blast to soften the leather. You'll still be rocking heel to toe whilst walking or doing a lift and stomp motion as those boottees are not for bending.

 

[bubbity09]

thread title suggestion: knock knock, it’s a CCJ, Mario ain’t home, but the Autumn haul is coming your way

 

[Babybail93]

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Back in yer aine lane ye go.

My husband walked in just as this came up in large on my iPad

His words - “What the duck is that!?”