Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

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Bubbledoggyyeah

Bubbledoggyyeah

Coffee station for someone who has declared previously they don’t like coffee? What da fuk? Make it make sense 😵‍💫😵‍💫 companies must see him coming.
 
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Macmama

Macmama

Thread suggestion: Bungle’s fur and wummin’s Timbalands for her 💎

Dawn Dayn said:
The orange boots with leggings and that orange teddy fleece coat. A very difficult wank tbh.
The grey boots with one of his school uniform outfits, as that's the only other look he does.
He's still wearing skin tight jeans and leggings, so any outfit will look like absolute dog tit.
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‘A very difficult wank tbh’ has to be a suggestion. I’m greeting 😂
 
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Kat__lax

Does Martin have one of those special keys to let Santa in you know cause he's no got a chimney?
 
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Madge2022

Madge2022

thatsnotstrictlytrue said:
Veering way oot ma lane here but what the duck is a coffee bar?
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Ah must admit when ah first saw that picture ah thought it wiz a block of coffee and you broke it up tae use it. A bit like a hash block. Wunner if wee Deek huz a hash bar in the other corner of the kitchen?

Weezaweeza said:
CALLLING - note the spelling mistake on his new bit of tat! No wonder they gave it to him for free 😂
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Mebbes it's a bespoke range for illiterates 🤣
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

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30+ degrees Martin.
Sun is spining bright.
Still summer, nae debates.

You too could have your sweat spining on your big bald head if you didn't waste all your pocket money.
 
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SuzyE

SuzyE

These would be straight in the next charity bag. I've never seen such an ugly set of containers 🥴
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DramaQueen79

DramaQueen79

menopausalmargrit said:
I am actually on the edge of my seat to see what he wears these boots with. I know it’s going to be a fashion disaster with absolutely no article of clothing matching but I can’t wait!!
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Am going with his primark trackie and the sleeping bag jaiket 😂
 
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Chez300

Chez300

Nah the bedding has gone on already! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Everything will be out before 1 September at this rate 😁
 
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