Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

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In all seriousness ma lovelies, he is seriously coming across deranged.

Notice he threw a bit of ‘cleaning’ in the other day….. only cause hinch did something but I suspect Sophie was doing a paid ad but the app is no his joab so on and so forth etc etc.
 
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Whatever he ends up wearing the wee bairns boots with, we know it’ll be accessorised wae the Shart Card
 
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Does he honestly think a bit of cleaning, changing a bed and food shopping is exhausting? He would hate my life then - hole. I’m crabbit
 
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Is that us off on a theatre jurney ma luvlies? What will we be treatit tae later? Martin and wee Deek up in the nose bleeds aw cosy wae their woolly throw across their legs, Martin, Kerry’s screwed up giving it Derek what’s going on?
 
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CALLLING - note the spelling mistake on his new bit of tat! No wonder they gave it to him for free 😂
Dead!!!! Gifted and has three L's in calling. Need to get it in the thread title!

I'm re wording my thread suggestion because of the gifted wooden sign with the spelling mistake

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Autumn crap is CALLLING me, funded by the petty cash and money tree.
 
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Thread suggestion - Martin took ooer wee Deek’s flat, filled it wae hunners of autumnal tat
 
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Veering way oot ma lane here but what the duck is a coffee bar?
A bit like a hot chocolate station. Except you replace the little wank wooden plaque that says 'hot chocolate station' with another wank little wooden plaque that says 'coffee bar'.
I hope this helps lovie

Nah the bedding has gone on already! 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Everything will be out before 1 September at this rate 😁
It looks like a nursing home. 'Ma own quote'
'And oh look.... plush little pumpkins. bleeping hell they're like plush little hitchhikers photobombing every autumn scene.
#aboutasplushasanAlcatrazcell
 
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Pre theatre menu dinner before bypassing the theatre and getting home aww cosy by 7pm.
 
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