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The mattress has mumps
I think I need to take a wee comma break ma lovelies, I was hoping to catch a glimpse of what's behind the kitchen door from the handle of the ninja! 
need to take a long autumnal walk and have a word with masel...
need to take a long autumnal walk and have a word with masel...
Here's him being Michael Myers a few autumns ago.I got an alert about the Adams family a few days ago and was wondering if Martin would see it.
Too early for a Halloween film bingo?!
Hocus Pocus!
Scream
Halloween
The Nightmare before Christmas.
Aw when he had his teeth like a Witch Doctor’s necklace. So aye
If ye don't pit it oan the app that isnae yer joab then it never happened and nae debates.Finally caught upI been guttin ma place and getting my bleep washings on the line (smell the wealth!)
I honestly cannot believe the tit he has purchased today it's so bad... Someone surely has to stop him...
His behaviour is becoming utterly ridiculous. I can already smell the New Years break doon journey.
He’s going to shoot his load too early with the decorations early September. Other instahuns are going to try and be more relatable this winter and saving money, cost of living and unnecessary spending will become the hot topics. Martin will be forced to take a comma, tail between legs. Martin will blame his mental health again.
He’ll jump on the cost of living, money saving bandwagon eventually. In Summer 2024 knowing him.
He’s going to shoot his load too early with the decorations early September. Other instahuns are going to try and be more relatable this winter and saving money, cost of living and unnecessary spending will become the hot topics. Martin will be forced to take a comma, tail between legs. Martin will blame his mental health again.
He’ll jump on the cost of living, money saving bandwagon eventually. In Summer 2024 knowing him.
Edit: Swerved outta ma lane. Wrong thread. 
@Whenthelightsturntostars Wrong lain thread hen?
Absolute joke honestly
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I saw these Halloween fellas in an email from Costco today. They remind me of the living dead, AKA Mario and Deek, though the skeletons look a bit livelier. And at 3ft 3 inches they’re lifesize too 
He's desperate trying to up his engagement, Beggy does the same, it's absolutely pathetic! He'll be hoping to get #mariomademedoit or something equally as naff to get him noticed, bleeping clown!
That wee washing basket wouldn’t fit one pair of the hubbies jeans in it so aye
I CANNOT WAIT to see his hand writing on that chalk board I bet he’s got the hand writing of a toddler using their left hand
They’re lethal henYeah. Must have been that diet coke I had. Am pure scundered.
You’d be better on the wine spritzersWith those shaky hands of his, it'll be perfect for Halloween ma lovelie.I CANNOT WAIT to see his hand writing on that chalk board I bet he’s got the hand writing of a toddler using their left hand
You'd think this bleep had shares in autumn wouldn't you...
Anyway I've been packing for our first holiday since Covid (our first with our little girl as well) and Martins been doing supermarket sweep round the Halloween aisle of all the small businesses he supports.
Smell ma wealth Martin. I'll be sunning it up, all inclusive (as much sweet penile gringotts as I can swallae) and you'll be waiting fur the first snowfall. Ya wee diddy.
Anyway I've been packing for our first holiday since Covid (our first with our little girl as well) and Martins been doing supermarket sweep round the Halloween aisle of all the small businesses he supports.
Smell ma wealth Martin. I'll be sunning it up, all inclusive (as much sweet penile gringotts as I can swallae) and you'll be waiting fur the first snowfall. Ya wee diddy.
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