I certainly am loveAre you bespokely northern by any chance ma lovely?knacker Dan
The screeching noise he makes in the bed videolike nails down a blackboard
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I don’t get wits the need for it anyway? He’s bleeping two steps away fae the washing machine just take the 2 seconds to bang it in before they shower, it’s no as if he has to go downstairs is it
Is he scared tae go oot on a night on the town cos his scheme is that scary he’d literally have tae bolt fae the taxi tae his home.. am praying fur a wee live the night lovelies
It’s also right in front of the drawers so he’ll have to move it to get into them. What a fud! I wonder if he’ll treatit us trolls to a pished live the night?? Marian mwi after 2 sips of his bespoke “Barefoot & Barrs“ spritzer 
Martin wishes something that solid would exit his hole.
Looks like a random charity shop haul.Aww ma lovelies finally time for me to relax and I’m treatit to a thousand dots of death!
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Those jars, our old dog had a few smelly tennis balls hidden in the garden that looked exactly like those tops.
I got an alert about the Adams family a few days ago and was wondering if Martin would see it.
Too early for a Halloween film bingo?!
Hocus Pocus!
Scream
Halloween
The Nightmare before Christmas.
Too early for a Halloween film bingo?!
Hocus Pocus!
Scream
Halloween
The Nightmare before Christmas.
Saw the dots of death and came straight here ma luvlies.
the jars!
the jars!
A pitta bread with with tomato puree and cheese on is pacifically not a pizza.
Oh is that where the reframing happened?? In wan ear and oot the other I find his chat goes with me. Swerving back into my ain lane and performing a u-turn cos I've got not only a driving licence but a car that doesn't resemble Deek's. Tatty hearts
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When you track his spending, it is really shocking. All those 'bargains' really do add up! He could do so much more with his money.
Thanks for keeping the account, until Jack Monroe is unmasked as the grifter she is, I can't keep up with Mazda's shopping sprees too!
I think he’s lost the plot .
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It's not hard to do ma lovelie as he's always treatiting hissel and then says how much it was to justify why it was a bargain.
I would say he’s trying to get his engagement up, but he isn’t bright enough to think like that. Anyway, what would be the point, any influencer money he could have made is long gone
Do many people actually put autumn things out? I mean I put a couple of pumpkins out on Halloween night and buy tit loads of fun size chocolates in the hope no little buggers will knock my door so I can eat them all myself but do people decorate for autumn?
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Am being trolled tae duck ma lovelies...
Scrolling in ma ain lane & up pops this sponsored shite fae Etsy trying to make me treat masel
This is ma page ma rules
If ya don't know get to know, so aye
Scrolling in ma ain lane & up pops this sponsored shite fae Etsy trying to make me treat masel
This is ma page ma rules
If ya don't know get to know, so aye
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