That tracksuit is making me itch and sweat just looking at it. I can feel my hair standing up wae the staticKnacker Dan with his wine spritzer there. I bet it's still half full after 2 hours
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So what is he watching on tv tonight? The Hit List, hoping he can get he songs from the 80's when he had hair
Full on nylon. He'll be sparking soon
Make sure to post a couple of pics here of NY for tit head to get jealous over!Well ma lovelies, hametime fae holiday today but ahm off tae London fae a long weekend in September tae see ABBA voyage, New York in December fur 6 nights and just booked two weeks in the Caribbean fur August next year #needed
This isnae what we dae yearly but we saved a lot during COVID coz there was no where to go and didnae buy hunners of autumn and Christmas decorations. It took aw oor effort to even bother putting a tree up last year!
Anyway, enough of ma wealth coz a know youse will aw be choking!!
*writes on black tombstone in chalk pen* Tonsalove,
M
Ah was getting shivers up n doon ma mop kick legs watching her storiesPacifically - no ma wordthe pumpkin stories. WT fuckity duck
Ah need ten a they lethal
I am on ma 4th so living life as it should be, so aye
Pacifically - no ma wordthe pumpkin stories. WT fuckity duckAh need ten a they lethal
I am on ma 4th so living life as it should be, so aye
Oo that her oan the spritzers.
There wull be a wee bespoke bummin session gon on after a few of those, nae debates so oan and so forth!
There wull be a wee bespoke bummin session gon on after a few of those, nae debates so oan and so forth!
Is it just me or does that light up pumpkin no look like a bunch of bananas 
There is definitely going to be a music channel story later. Usually with him screaming “sing it witch!” Or “tuuuuuuunnneeee” or my favourite, “take maaaayyyyyy backkkkkk!”
Margrit ah just nearly choked on the wealth ma lovely.Well ma lovelies, hametime fae holiday today but ahm off tae London fae a long weekend in September tae see ABBA voyage, New York in December fur 6 nights and just booked two weeks in the Caribbean fur August next year #needed
This isnae what we dae yearly but we saved a lot during COVID coz there was no where to go and didnae buy hunners of autumn and Christmas decorations. It took aw oor effort to even bother putting a tree up last year!
Anyway, enough of ma wealth coz a know youse will aw be choking!!
*writes on black tombstone in chalk pen* Tonsalove,
M
That's both you & Marion living your best lives, hardly any difference.
Hope your travels make up for you not having any scotch egg canisters /£6 wine / light up neon yellow pumpkin sign
Am chanting ye on fae the rooftops so aye
Aww ma lovelies finally time for me to relax and I’m treatit to a thousand dots of death! 
It looks tit as a pumpkin or a banana and nae debates. Canni believe ah've missed seeing Martin oot in the wild by a day, ah'm gaun tae the same B and M as well, jist ma luck..Hope he picks up his new jars fur drinks station by the cork baw and smashes it.Is it just me or does that light up pumpkin no look like a bunch of bananas
Good luck getting through them. I had to start skipping after a while.Aww ma lovelies finally time for me to relax and I’m treatit to a thousand dots of death!
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I’m sure that laundry basket is meant to have a wooden lid and he hasn’t realised. bleeping whopper lol
Ah took a screenshot too, huv we found the secret hiding place fur his tat?
As I’m moving through the dots of doom I also saw his bath mat is actually folded in half to make it fit the postage stamp of a bathroom don’t know why but this tickled me
don’t know why but this tickled me 
How long will it be before he’s papped out the laundry basket because it’s all rusty.
He wull be popping they cork baws oot his nether regions before the nights oot.
Ring a doom open for the night
Sorry ma loverlie but it disnae. It huz a stylish turn up top #smellthewealth
So between that and the bleep washings we will see the scuzzy y fronts afore and after a wash.
Mebbes McGills dae an open bus top tour, like in Hollywood, fur zelebrity hoose tours.I just love youse all’s so much hens
I wish we could all have our tattle coach tour round the sights of Paisley together
Tonsa love
Phew! Finally caught up. Been that busy hawding ma phone up high that I’ve no hud time tae be on this app, it’s no ma joab. Martin is the kinda wummin who’s aw fur coat n nae knickers. Klarna’d up tae the Kerry Katonas keeping up wae the Jones’s but he’ll be fuming when it finally catches up wae him this wintum when his prepayment meter prices soar. They’ll be sitting in his bungle skin coat to keep aw nice n warrum an erm each an a AvMay wax melt their only source o heat. So aye.
What the duck are these????
stunning? Where?
How are they going to fit on the hot drinks stayshun?
Imagine every time they use this jar the lid rolls off the side and Rayn grabs it to play with
stunning? Where?
How are they going to fit on the hot drinks stayshun?
Imagine every time they use this jar the lid rolls off the side and Rayn grabs it to play with
Are you bespokely northern by any chance ma lovely?Knacker Dan with his wine spritzer there. I bet it's still half full after 2 hours
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