Dae ye take klarna payments?That’s adorable. Tattlers we need to get together to #freeDerek. If anyone can donate £1 a month to the cause let me know
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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There’s some beautiful tenaments in Glasgow in the southside and the west end. I’d describe Martins safe place as a Paisley slum. So aye.Every time I read tenement I always think of the wonderful Billy Connolly talking about where he grew up, he’s so funny! Sorry hens, for swerving right oot a Marion’s lane there. Back I go & nae debates
A want him tae go back tae the singing, the high kicks and making a bleep of Deek.I’m just putting it out there, he was possibly (and I mean only very slightly) less irritating when he did actually used to do some cleaning? Now he’s just a lazy lump who’s oan a constant brag and show off jurnee.
Constantly buying shite, more foul mouthed and in general a bitchier, nastier and more bitter baw bag. Just ma own thoughts, my thoughts, my rules.🫶
Don’t hawd back Doreen
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Martin wull definitely get the glass hauder tree as he invested 6 quid oan a boattle of plonk.
Kin just imagine Saturday night, Martin saying tae wee Deek, wull we get aw cosy in bed and ah kin sing tae you. Deek frantically calling his dealer fur sum industrial strength hash tae get him thru the nite. Martin waking up oan Sunday and going tae buy a pregnancy test fur himself.
Kin just imagine Saturday night, Martin saying tae wee Deek, wull we get aw cosy in bed and ah kin sing tae you. Deek frantically calling his dealer fur sum industrial strength hash tae get him thru the nite. Martin waking up oan Sunday and going tae buy a pregnancy test fur himself.
Aw no hen im screaming so I amMario said it was squirrels, not rats, but obvs it was rats.They went to Edinburgh once, Mario let Derek do the story, he was all shy and proud, quietly mumbling about being in the capital. Very sweet and childlike tbh. Mario got jealous, cos everyone said aww
and never let him do another one. It's terrible that I remember all this.
what a nasty baw bag poor Deek 
I've never heard that one. Bloody hilarious.They had rats in the loft. This was when I first knew of Marion. He was obsessed with them. The noise kept him up aw night so aye. Scurrying across the ceiling
She was absolutely livid! Obviously not livid enough to do anything about it herself, but it gave him a good story time fae insta
Are the rats the squirrels.he once got asked about in a q+a?
Doreen hen you can tell us
He still hasn't scraped the paint off the squeeky cooncil handle.
Same tit ma lovelie but he’ll be nursing a sair heid fae the wine
Cone on Doreen hen, you're with friends here. Plus, we need it for his Wiki
That’s them! Obviously squirrels are mare wealthy tae him than rats. Rats in wee bespoke furrr coats so aye. Only the best vermin fae oor MariaI've never heard that one. Bloody hilarious.
Are the rats the squirrels.he once got asked about in a q+a?
I really hope he gets pissed on his white wine spritzers Saturday and graces us with his presence on here 
Or a ‘cheeky’ live.. like the tiMe hinch did on her sons birthday, and didn’t look like she’d only been on the drink but the marching powder too.I really hope he gets pissed on his white wine spritzers Saturday and graces us with his presence on here
Imagine Mario oan the devil's dandruff
I'd rather share a line with a Henry Hoover than that huge conk!
I’d actually pay to see Wee Shartio Escobar oan it. 
Cuppla peeno greeego spritzers, a few lines and she’s kicking aff the Ugg sleepers to Higher Love.
Cuppla peeno greeego spritzers, a few lines and she’s kicking aff the Ugg sleepers to Higher Love.
Would be the greatest day on tattle history hen so aye Nae debatesI’d actually pay to see Wee Shartio Escobar oan it.
Cuppla peeno greeego spritzers, a few lines and she’s kicking aff the Ugg sleepers to Higher Love.
Can you imagine her the next day with Colombian flu though? Would be a bleeping nightmare!I’d actually pay to see Wee Shartio Escobar oan it.
Cuppla peeno greeego spritzers, a few lines and she’s kicking aff the Ugg sleepers to Higher Love.
Ahhhhhmmmm nooo weeeel!!
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