I could possibly get on board with some seasonal decor if you have children or if you are a very sociable person and often have people round. He does not have kids and no one visits. Why is he decoring the kitchen with autumnal tat when it's the size of a shoe box. He is a very peculiar little man. I wonder what goes on in his head and what he thinks he comes across like.
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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£22 plus p+p For this? When he already has pumpkins to his on his table, he is mad. Then the rest of the spending is just insane. He could have had a lovely mini break for what he has spent on tat. I don’t understand it!Is he okWhat the duck have I just watched.
It’s august, we are in one of the hottest heatwaves on record & he’s covering the shoebox in Pumpkins. Only £5, only £6, only £22, he’s spent a fortune. He’s tapped.
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He doesny celebrate Easter hen cos it’s a weans holiday but is mair than happy to give himself and Derek Christmas Eve boxes
There’s some really sad people out there .
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He should give up the cleaning job and get work in a cute and cosy gift shop where he could unleash his inner display Queen and get paid to dress up the shop for the seasons. That way he wouldn’t need to own every seasonal item he can find.
Can’t believe what I’ve watched this morning, two grown men(debatable) buying all that tacky shite to fish for likes and clout on an app
Someone please fone a one way taxi to Dykebar for this absolute tosser!!!!!! He needs his funky shaped head looked at!!!
Someone please fone a one way taxi to Dykebar for this absolute tosser!!!!!! He needs his funky shaped head looked at!!!
Hahahahaha. No Marion, I don’t want to be a lonely, self-obsessed spendthrift on a minimum wage living in a shoebox full of tat, thank you. Do you really think us Tattlers aspire to your lifestyle?
Breakdown incoming, folks.
Breakdown incoming, folks.
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Trust me babes, if I were anything like you I’d no be able tae carry oan! duck that for a life
He CANNOT really believe that?????? 
what a delusional, foolish imbecile of a manchild he is. 
what a delusional, foolish imbecile of a manchild he is. 
Aspiring to be a Middle Aged man wae the brain capacity of a 9year old the personality of ursula who’s favourite pastime is to collect tat for the autumn n winter seasons to dress up paisley towers n wear a shart card what a time to be alive
And the funny thing is, if we wanted to, we all could. I could downsize my lovely house and move into a shoebox. I could stop going on three holidays a year and spend all my ‘petty cash’ on plastic, ugly tat. I could become a hermit and spend all my weekends in B&M but no way Marion. I’m mop kicking my way through life and nae debates. Your life isn’t aspirational cause if it was we’d all be doing it!
duck me sideways has he honestly got his coffee/hot chocolate( or whatever the duck it’s called) station set up already 
My coffee station is there all year…the kettle, tea/coffee/sugar.
duck that especially when it’s STILL SUMMER
My coffee station is there all year…the kettle, tea/coffee/sugar.
duck that especially when it’s STILL SUMMER
Talk about delusions of grandeur Maria hen!
First thing I thought of when I saw this was please could someone photoshop a teeny Marian waving into the mirror
pure bespoke.@hopethishelpsallthebest i ken this app isnae yer full time joab but could you work your magic and so forth? Tonsa luv
For a nobody he has the ego of Beyoncé lol
It'll be a cold day in hell when l want to be anything like you pal.
Delusional twit
Delusional twit
Does he really think he's doing things that others can't? I could live his entire month in a day without even getting in the car.
On a serious note, Its clear to me that Derek is an enabler, he sits back and watches this dysfunctional behaviour, there needs to be a family intervention, these two need to be away from each other so Mario can get help for the mental illness he clearly has. What family member follows him and doesn’t say a word? It’s mind boggling.
Oh marionette. Naeboady wants to be like you. You're the literal runt of the litter ma hen Nae debates ma post ma rulez. Spine bright oan this Dayn of dawn. 
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My god, a hot chocolate station up mid August, during a heatwave!duck me sideways has he honestly got his coffee/hot chocolate( or whatever the duck it’s called) station set up already
My coffee station is there all year…the kettle, tea/coffee/sugar.
duck that especially when it’s STILL SUMMER
Who needs a bleeping station byway? I have a cupboard with tea/coffee/sugar/syrup, no need to display them all like you work in Costa. What little is left of his brain still thinks he works in Debenhams with the bedroom/kitchen retail displays! 
Oh god… I’m back on this thread. I have breaks then wonder how I coped without the laughs. After the autumn tat reveal I knew this was the place to be!!!
What the hell is going on??
What the hell is going on??
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