Awww boohoo postponed he's 'autumn haul' I feel like that whole rant this morning was for our benefit ma lovelies
1. Autumn haul cba it's cringe said so himself.
2. Weekend off going to do something we've said what he usually does but now he's got something planned.
3. Hates the sun can't stand it but now of to buy sun cream ... Nearly need pick Isa up off the floor when he said that
4. We talk about his poor diet/lifestyle intake but here away but fruit and water on a to work.
Everything we've spoke about and mocked he's tried to say his not true.
And defo works 12-4 also let that slip today.
But ayye 40 year old no major responsibilities, and works 16 hours a week he really has a brass neck to say he tired spends more time in his bed that actually working.
1. Autumn haul cba it's cringe said so himself.
2. Weekend off going to do something we've said what he usually does but now he's got something planned.
3. Hates the sun can't stand it but now of to buy sun cream ... Nearly need pick Isa up off the floor when he said that
4. We talk about his poor diet/lifestyle intake but here away but fruit and water on a to work.
Everything we've spoke about and mocked he's tried to say his not true.
And defo works 12-4 also let that slip today.
But ayye 40 year old no major responsibilities, and works 16 hours a week he really has a brass neck to say he tired spends more time in his bed that actually working.
in among the bin bags and y-fronts
you trolls are spining bright in the height of summer 
drinks in the Grass Market 
in a beautiful place in cornwall.
Mwah.
nae sweating ma titties off like Martin is in the 10 degrees paisley heatwave. Gutted a forgot to pack ma slippers and nanna hoosecoat- all the summer essentials but aye. Let’s get this holiday done and then a can go shopping in b&m for some Xmas decs 
