The nail journee is going well I see. So aye.
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How will a Ken wit plastic pumpkins to buy 
Ah'm devastated tae hen, ah thought we wur getting treated tae this the morra fae the bespoke bedsit.How will a Ken wit plastic pumpkins to buy
Yep, he's still chewing those bastards. More wasted money from Derek's card.
Gang I refuse to believe this is purely a parody account and nothing else. He deserves his lethal drink in his brothers garden because why? He worked about 10 mins today!! He’s one lazy wanker. I on the other hand worked 50 hrs this week so I do deserve this tonight lovelies - mr tinkerbell cat is out having a smoke hence me on here, sorry this app isn’t my job so aye and so forth xoxoxo
I thought that was an ice lolly in your drink. Wiz squinting like Martin trying to figure out what it was. Definitely need my Kerry Katonas tested.
So well deserved Marian - a diluted ribena - on the rocks
I can’t stop laughing that he’s captioned a story of a garden, an actual outdoor private seating area with ‘I bleeping deserve this’
Hahahaha the stupid prick.
Hahahaha the stupid prick.
Imagine if Beirut towers did get demolished and Martin copped himself a wee hoose with a garden.. or even a flat with a balcony.. ah well. Destined to be carried oot in a box aye marion 
lethal anyhow
I’m gutted I’ll no have a wee autumn haul to soothe my hangover I was fair looking forward to it. Hopefully we get a wee Arbroath journey
xxxx
See he is over staying his welcome round the brothers again 
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Ma lovelies, he deserves it because he works 2 hours on a Friday, instead of 1. Polis office then he has to power walk all the way to his brothers, for his wee £20 Friday petty cash money. I bet by the time he got back to the Chatsworth estate, he peeled his leggings aff, and his bawbag was stuck to his thigh, so aye.
He’s never been round his brothers this often. Definitely doing a cleaning job there 
Hens! Popped intae Castleveeeechi and this was hanging up in the toilet
Oh doll, pack it in with the sweaty ball images you're putting in my mind
Bet he stinks of sweaty ass crack & clacker bags
How dare you.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
This reminds of when I was a wean and I use to go and stay at my older sisters house and pretend it was mine and I lived thereI bet he's both loving and hating his brothers house. Loving that he can play pretend house in it, and hating it because he knows he'll never have one.
Back to the one bedroomed flat soon, Maz
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difference is I was aboot ten .Now as an adult I have my own house with a front and back door. So aye
It’s a wee bottle of that bespoke madri beer that every cunts drinking these days hens. No lethal aperol spritz for me doll. Get to knowI thought that was an ice lolly in your drink. Wiz squinting like Martin trying to figure out what it was. Definitely need my Kerry Katonas tested.
XxxxxDue to his celebrity status his block has been given historical importance and is noo a listed building, mair chance of Bucky Palace being demolished.Imagine if Beirut towers did get demolished and Martin copped himself a wee hoose with a garden.. or even a flat with a balcony.. ah well. Destined to be carried oot in a box aye marion
Did the wee robin let ye in the close?
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