For the love of God, please don't encourage the bawbag to wear shorts, I cannae be seeing his fat cankles pounding the pavements of Paisley the day, so aye.Complaining that he is sweating whilst under the duvet.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
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Never correct spelling mistakes oan Martin threads, be mair Martin and spine bright wi yer auto correct set to full powerI'm not too far from him, I shut my window last night and wore a light jacket to walk the dog. It's taken a while to warm up today, so he is at it! He can ram his Autumn hawl. I'm no going there. It's no ma passion. I'm lovin getting ma bleep washings out ma back door
I'm awfy crabit the day ma lovely. His pish is making me feel awfy stabby
Edited to correct bloody auto correct
Weβre Scottish ma lovelie, we simply could not cope. Marion would be pishin sweat from his 3 hairs quicker than a spoons special shart explosion.He should come here is 36 deg
so aye!!! Itβs just nae fur 
Everytime someone says bleep washingβs* I howl. My favourite marionism, nae debates!
*no ma kwote
*no ma kwote
You vile trolls, always talking about Martins wee mushroom 
well the joke's on you now, our Martin is actually hung like a donkey 
well the joke's on you now, our Martin is actually hung like a donkey Attachments
I took a similar screenshot henYou vile trolls, always talking about Martins wee mushroom
filthy minds alike. Finally an explanation fae what Deek sees in the portly Prince.
He'd melt ma lovelieHe should come here is 36 deg
About same temperature here. We've been warned not to go outside due to a forest fire
a few km away. That's* something to moan about Marion and it's wasteful people like you contributing to climate change with your non-stop buying of needless, plastic junk. At least you do nay drive or fly abroad. 
* By that I mean the droughts in Europe and awful fires happening leading to the destruction of our wildlife, not that we can't go out.
Naw but it is hell on Earth so maybe thatβs why heβs sweating his witch tits affComplaining that he is sweating whilst under the duvet.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
Thatβll be the strong Italian bloodline she has*I took a similar screenshot hen
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*no ma quote
That actually looks like a babyβs armI took a similar screenshot hen
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I don't know about you lot but I am on the edge of my seat wondering what martin will get up to this weekend 
That questionable shadow looks like the end of his big picnic blanket scarf. Wouldnβt surprise me if heβs wearing it and greetin about being too hot. Stupid neep.
THE SHOES HAHAHAHAHA STATE OF THEM CLOD HOPPERSI took a similar screenshot hen
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26 degrees in Ptoon the noo and this cunts still dressing in his Nike long johns! I canny imagine the sweat thatβs dripping doon his neck back and crackI took a similar screenshot hen
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Has he got bronzer on tho, you know, as it's summer etc.
The question is... how are the stitches healing in his war wound hand 
that what I want to know Martin, please tell us
that what I want to know Martin, please tell usProbably half of them are TattlersI can't wait to see how he is off living his life this weekend
And who are the "hundreds"(probably 5 people really) of sad bastards that clicked on his autumn haul countdown? They need to get a life too
Must huv been an auld episode as Martin is the new Paisley saint.
Been away, 11 pages to catch up on 
you trolls are spining bright in the height of summer 
We've been at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, duck me, it was HOT and crowded but was living life with ma phone held high. Saw Tom Jones and Simply Red in Princes Street Gardens
drinks in the Grass Market 
It was very VERY hot so I'm with Maz on this one, the hotel fan was about 6" from my face, my husband had to take one for the team and sweat
Loving being home and all cosy with my fans belting out cold air
Bring on Mazda's weekend of fun, duller than the junkies melted tinfoil I'm predicting
you trolls are spining bright in the height of summer We've been at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, duck me, it was HOT and crowded but was living life with ma phone held high. Saw Tom Jones and Simply Red in Princes Street Gardens
drinks in the Grass Market It was very VERY hot so I'm with Maz on this one, the hotel fan was about 6" from my face, my husband had to take one for the team and sweat
Loving being home and all cosy with my fans belting out cold air
Bring on Mazda's weekend of fun, duller than the junkies melted tinfoil I'm predicting
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